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[lyssie]

....

*stares at sjnc17*

So... okay, then.

It's okay to fuel stupid fucking shippy crap by saying, "OMG! Jack wore clothing! Obviously only SAM would make him sleep naked!" But it's not ok to point out just WHY there's a non-shippy reason for the character to have been dressed?

*cries*

I want to kill people with my mind.

Comments

[ilanala]

OMG, what are you talking about! There's no such thing as a non-shippy explanation. EVERYTHING IS SHIP!!!

How do you stand being on that list?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Because I am a feedback whore.

[ilanala]

Understandable, but is any amount of feedback worth putting up with those kind of morons?

[katcorvi.livejournal.com]

Again, it's quiet and sane under my rock. You should join me. But until then, thanks for keeping me updated on how effin' crazy it is out there on the world wide web.

[elly427.livejournal.com]

Dude. Remember when that was the "sane" list that didn't meowboom at the drop of a hat?

I wish you could kill people with your mind. I really do.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*clings* Yes. Hrm. *prods at brain* I want porn.

[matt1969.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

you know, I guess I don't read much into anything... because, I didn't think anything of him being dressed.

come to think about it... wasn't Kerry dressed as well?

maybe he got home late and she was already asleep
maybe he'd already been out of bed
maybe, they just didn't 'do it' that night
maybe it was cold...

who knows *shrug* I wasn't particularly fussed

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*cries on Matt* You are sane. Yay!

[matt1969.livejournal.com]

You are sane.

that might actually be the first time someone has said that about me.

some of the people on those lists scare me. Just recently there was a woman speculating on the fact that RDA was quite possibly in Vancouver the day AT's baby was born. She was wondering if RDA had been with her at the hospital or gone to visit her that day or something.

Um, yeah. Of course he did. Because he's far more important than AT's own husband who's actually the father.

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

*GASP*

That's like even MORE anti-ship! Because if they are in such a comfortable relationship that she sleeps over and they don't even *have* to do sex... oh, my, we must explode in meowboomage for AT LEAST a week to ten days.

[matt1969.livejournal.com]

I should hang up my shipper lanyard right now, shouldn't I. Oh bad person that I am for thinking it's possible for that amount of comfortableness to exist between them and others.

*shrug*

I've been yelled at before for stating that it's just a tv show, and that neither Sam or Jack are actually real!

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

omg next ppl wiLL say they HOLDED HANDS! and that he was maybe NOT thinking of Sam when he sexed kerrY!!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Hee. Personally, I thought it was cute as hell... but I'm weird like that. (and you're victorian! So you like him clothed!)

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

She's like "omg jack, why are you CLOTHED while we sex?"
and he's like "cos I r old! i have bellyness and manboobs!"
and kerry was all "omg, i no care, bitch! i luff u!!elevnty!"
and he's like "whatEVAR"
and so she's all "omfg then YOU NO SEE MY BOOBIES. I cover myself!"
and then they sexed clothed, amen.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Actually, I suppose this begs the question. If sex with Jack was so bad, why did Kerry pretend to dump him because of Sam?

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

I love how we angst over choices made for television censorship rules over rational character sense. WTF?!

[elly427.livejournal.com]

You're assuming reality is entering into it. That's a dangerous assumption in this fandom. ;)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

It just proves teh LOVE Jack has for DanielSam that he couldn't get it up with Kerry.

[matt1969.livejournal.com]

wha???? we can have nekkid Daniel but we can't have topless Jack? That just smacks of... of... something

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

What I liked was the comment about how shy RDA is. And how he'd never just take his clothes off on a whim. In fact, didn't AT state what an exhibitionist he is on a behind-the-scenes show once? And I read a transcript of an appearance he made on Jay Leno in which he talks about how he has this little habit of gradually stripping while he watches hockey games until he's completely naked by the end of the game. And apparently it paid off for him when he had female company during the games as well.

Er... shy? Yeah. heh.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

heh. I thought I'd read somewhere that he was 'embarrassed' by his paunch, but, maybe not. *shrug*

[fallenbelle.livejournal.com]

That could be true. It's one thing to get naked for one person, but a completely different matter if I had to do it for millions and it was being recorded for all eternity.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* Face it, people. They had sex! Someone who wasn't Sam slept with Jack. And it wasn't the first time.

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, what with him being married and all previously. Oh, and what about Laira and Kynthia and...gosh, what about Sam's lovers? Cause she's had non-Jack lovers as well.