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Jack is thought to be dead. Sam has to rely on Daniel for strength to have Jack’s baby. What happens when Jack walks through the gate, years after he became MIA? and where has he been?

....there are no words...
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[identity profile] elly427.livejournal.com 2005-04-04 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
Honey, there are two: bad. fic.

*snuggles you*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/cecilialisbon_/ 2005-04-04 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ack.

[identity profile] foenix.livejournal.com 2005-04-04 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
In fariness, that's not an inherently bad plot. A bit cliche, but a fair enough idea to explore under such circumstances.

Just can't get past the "Sam and Jack having a baby" part of it.
ext_962: (heart jack)

[identity profile] surreallis.livejournal.com 2005-04-04 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh,there's words... you just don't want to say them because you'll go to hell. ;)

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2005-04-04 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
I... *passes out*

[identity profile] nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com 2005-04-04 10:50 am (UTC)(link)

"WTF?!" screamed Sam, hitting Jack with her tender wee woman-hands. "WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?! I HAD TO SCREW DANIEL!"

Jack winced under the woman-hands-thing. "I was busy! I have my life, woman!"

"I HAD UR BEBI!" she wailed in netspeak.

"...but we never had sex." Jack was Confused.

She kneed him in the balls.

[identity profile] rosewildeirish.livejournal.com 2005-04-04 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure there are. "Hack". "Trite". "Cliched".

*rifles around* Tons more here, if you want...

[identity profile] karma-aster.livejournal.com 2005-04-04 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wait...we have a kid?"

"Yep," Sam replied, straightening a stack of papers on her desk.

"But...you...we..." Jack stammered.

"The settlement I got from the birth control company paid for a lot of her upkeep," she answered, matter-of-factly.

"So..." Jack rubbed at the back of his neck uncomfortably, "you're not mad at me?"

"Oh, I'm pretty pissed at you," Sam replied, "I knew you had the Ancient gene, Jack, but you should have mentioned that you had the Mary Sue one too."

"...Mary Sue?" Jack asked, a look of pure horror settling on his face.

"Yep." Sam nodded solemnly and sipped at her coffee.

[identity profile] thekatebeyond.livejournal.com 2005-04-04 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam has to rely on Daniel for strength to have Jack’s baby.

You're reading it all wrong. See, someone had to have the strength to have Jack's baby -- the Asgard need it, but someone has to, well, grow it for them. So, when Jack disappeared and left Sam in charge, she relied on Daniel to carry out this important task. They used Goa'uld technology to make him a Jaffa-like womb and he was implanted with the embryo. Sam would have done it herself, of course, except genetic testing secretly revealed it to be Jack and Thor's love child, and she was afraid it would have a huge frickin' Asgard cranium.

I'm, uhh, going to go wash up now. I suddenly feel like I have bad fic cooties.

[identity profile] cosmic.livejournal.com 2005-04-04 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwwwm that sounds so deliciously cliched. And let me guess: of course Jack thinks it's Daniel's baby, and he doesn't want to disrupt their happyhappiness! But they haven't ever ever even had sex, because Sam still misses her twu wuv! And Daniel has cooties!
ext_18985: (geeky)

Dude.

[identity profile] aj.livejournal.com 2005-04-04 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
There are words.

"Shitty." "Stupid." "Frightening." "Moronic." Just to name a few.

[identity profile] swiftangel.livejournal.com 2005-04-04 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Um.... this may have already been pointed out... but how could she be about to deliver Jack's baby if Jack has been MIA for years? That's one long ass pregnancy...
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