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[lyssie]

ok. Okay, I know that comics, as a whole, have some batshit insane plots. And, sometimes, I write them myself... But, this? This disturbs me:

the fic or series where they are on trial on some planet, Nox come and help, cause Ba'al gave his queen Sam as a host and then had sex with her. Sam was pregnant at the time and Ba'al found out and demanded the children for himself cause he claimed they are his?

...I'm speechless, here, people.

In other news, Dad was on Babylon 5!! (Threads spoilers follow) As a Centauri.

Yes! He didn't actually die, he just was stuck in a freezer, then turned into a Centauri!

Of course, sadly, then Londo killed him.

Sigh.

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[lytarules.livejournal.com]

the fic or series where they are on trial on some planet, Nox come and help, cause Ba'al gave his queen Sam as a host and then had sex with her. Sam was pregnant at the time and Ba'al found out and demanded the children for himself cause he claimed they are his?

...you mean you didn't write it?

*runs*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

No! *eyes*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

The scary thing is, I know which fic they're talking about...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

...and I may have started reading it at one point, but, no...

[livilla.livejournal.com]

I did read it. I remember liking it, but now that I think back... There was some good but it was buried under total OOCness. *headdesk* Ah well.

[fallenbelle.livejournal.com]

*shudders at the mere thought of bad fic like that*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*clings*

[drake57.livejournal.com]

Hmmm the White House forgot to lock the computers and Dubya started writing fic again?

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

More precisely, as the oddest-looking Centauri EVER.

Not that Centauri fashion and grooming sense are, y'know, streamlined at the best of times. But something about Carmen just seems even more awkward than most of them did. It might even be less about the crest (which looks unusually silly on his face for some reason) than about the over-the-top Renaissance-decadent courtly trappings clashing with that no-nonsense blue-collar-hero vibe that can't help coming through pretty much anything he does.

OTOH, daaaaaamn that was a good ep, and a great character. The vibe noted above just contributed to the whole honor-bound, my-society-is-going-to-hell-in-a-brocaded-handbasket thing. Hell on Londo, but without it he never would have become the guy he eventually did. This ep pretty much stands as when I started not wanting to kill him myself. :-)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Heh. I didn't notice. Probably because I thought he looked like a pirate (and I've been saying Jake is a Space Pirate for at LEAST six months). *cackles*

[mitai.livejournal.com]

the fic or series where they are on trial on some planet, Nox come and help, cause Ba'al gave his queen Sam as a host and then had sex with her. Sam was pregnant at the time and Ba'al found out and demanded the children for himself cause he claimed they are his?

::thinks about that for a minute::

[SG-1 arrives on a new planet.]
[Jack] Hiya, kids!
[Daniel] Let's learn about their culture!
[Aliens] They want to steal our culture! Off with their heads!
[SG-1] Hey! What about due process?
[Aliens] Oh, all right. Where's that damn White Rabbit? He's always late . . .
[Jack] The next time Daniel tries to learn about other cultures? Remind me to shoot him.
[Nox] Dum dee dum . . . oh, hello. I didn't expect to see you here as I was randomly traveling to this planbet for no apparent reason. Oh, Daniel! I still dream of you occasionally. I will help you by making you invisible and spiriting you away!
[Aliens] No, no, you can just represent them, even though making them invisible and spiriting them away would make more sense. They have to notice that Sam is missing first.
[Nox] Oh, right. My bad.
[Jack] Hey, has anyone seen Sam lately?
[Teal'c] I have not.
[Daniel] Don't tell me we left her on that Ba'al infested planet again?

[Over an undisclosed planet in a goa'uld mothership]
[Ba'al] Haha hah hah!! I shall use you as the host for my new queen!
[Sam] Son of a bitch! They left me on that goa'uld infested planet again! If only I were with them, I could get them out of that situation, but alas, now I have to rely on the Nox randomly happening to be on P3X-297 to save them from their trial.
[Ba'al] What? Are you on crack, ho?
[Sam] Sorry, sir. Catching up the audience.
[Ba'al] Ah. ::uncomfortable pause:: Anyway.
[Sam] Yeah, yeah, goa'uld implantation. I'll never stop fighting! I will not go quietly into this dark night! I will not give up without a fight! I'm going to live on! It's near the fourth of July, dammit!
[Ba'al] A good strategy, human. You knew I would never implant my queen into Bill Paxton.
[Sam] Damn. You saw through that, huh?
[Ba'al] It has been tried before.
[Ba'al implants his queen into Sam]
[Ba'al] Let's get it ON!
[They done did sex.]

[Back on the new alien planet]
[Nox] Gee, this trial is going on for a long time. Shouldn't I just turn them invisible and spirit them away . . .?
[Daniel] No! Their justice process is fascinating!
[Aliens] He's stealing our culture at a trial accusing him of trying to steal our culture! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
[Nox] Perhaps if I make the White Rabbit invisible and spirit HIM off, the trial will end . . .
[Aliens] NO, not yet. Ba'al needs to figure out she's pregnant and then demand that he take the children because they're his.
[Nox] Oh. So she's having twins?
[Aliens] Apparently. At least. Maybe a litter.
[SG-1] . . . ow?

[Back in Ba'al Batcave of Lurve]
[QueenSam] My host is pregnant! I must go to sleep so the children are not harmed!
[Queen goes to sleep, Sam emerges]
[Sam] Well, that was weird.
[Ba'al] Pregnant already? I didn't know humans could DO that.
[Sam] Neither did I. Did she say children?
[Ba'al] Yes. At least seven. Harcissuses, all of them. I am glad to have such a plentiful number of hosts to choose from.
[Sam] How the hell do you know they're yours?
[Ba'al] Honestly. Who else's would they be?
[Sam] HEY! I slept with the cop, remember!?
[Ba'al] Be silent! The children are mine, and you will be submissive, barefoot, and pregnant! Bring me a beer, bitch!
[Sam glares impotently but does not try to free herself]

Oh NO! What will happen to SG-1 and the Nox? What will happen to Sam when she has her litter? Most importantly of all, WHERE IS OSIRIS AND IS SHE HAVING A GOOD HAIR DAY?!?! Tune in to find out the exciting conclusion!

[nique.livejournal.com]

[Ba'al] Let's get it ON!

*dies laughing* Wow. There's... a mantal image... Bow-chick-wow-wow...

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

*weeps*...*applauds*... so.damn.funneh!!!

[mitai.livejournal.com]

::drools over icon::

Can you make it say "Let's get it ON!" in little white letters . . ? =)

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Omg, of course! :)

[mitai.livejournal.com]

Totally off topic here, but . . .

I loved your second icon, too! So I clicked on the name next to it, and, uhm . . . ::digs toe in the sand shyly:: I went and, well, looked at your OTHER icons, too, and then I . . . well, I got really excited, and made little squeeing and giggling noises, andnoweveryoneatworkthinksI'mabigdork.

And I friended you, so now I will get icon updates automagically. Is that okay? ::offers gooey fudgey brownies?::

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Ahem.

Mitai, Liz. Liz, Mitai.

Try not to implode from the squee.

;)

[cleverocity.livejournal.com]

"Harcissuses, all of them."

So funny! OMG.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*stares*

I knew I loved you for a reason. Even if, well... EW.

Poor Sam.

[anr]

[Ba'al] Let's get it ON!
[They done did sex.

BWAH!

Loved it.

[ship-recs.livejournal.com]

haha, that's great.

[jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com]

the fic or series where they are on trial on some planet, Nox come and help, cause Ba'al gave his queen Sam as a host and then had sex with her. Sam was pregnant at the time and Ba'al found out and demanded the children for himself cause he claimed they are his?

Read that one!
It's about as bad as it sounds.

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Link?

[jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna have to find it again first!

[ljs-lj.livejournal.com]

Don't worry - I just got her the link. I was looking for another fic in that series the other day and had the link handy.

[ljs-lj.livejournal.com]

The Astronaut's Wife by Malinne (http://sjnc17.stargate-brats.net/viewstory.php?sid=209). It's part of the Movie series. The only background you really need is that Sam/Jack have been breaking the regs for a while prior to this story.

[jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com]

Yes!

Dammit why did I forget the movie connection when I was looking...

::mutters::

[ljs-lj.livejournal.com]

Hey, I totally forgot the movie connection when I was looking for another fic in the series. No muttering needed :)

ACK!!!

[mitai.livejournal.com]

Does anyone else think that the left side of that banner looks completely evil out of context?!!? I realize that's on purpose, but holy cow!

. . . forgive me. For some reason, today I have suddenly discovered that icons are pretty shiny crack, and they are speaking to me like bad greeting cards.

Re: ACK!!!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Y'mean the bit where Jack's got his hand over her mouth? Yeah, kinda.

They should've gone for the later moment of them both all relaxed, with Jack thinking "I have no idea where to put my hand..." because Sam's still all snugled back against him.

Gah. Now I want to write porn.

[8mor.livejournal.com]

Dad? As in your father? You father was a Centauri on B5?
Thats tres cool.

*tries to think what episode that could have been*
*fails*

*scratches head*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Oh! No. Jacob Carter, from SG-1, who we all call dad, as he's Sam's dad. And Jack calls him dad. (I didn't even think about it being confusing until I was just looking at it). Erm, Carmen... Arganziano, I think?

[8mor.livejournal.com]

Oh. Right.
I'll just wander back into my hole of other-sci-fi ignorance then...
lol

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

erk. And was, ah... Knives, I think. Knives in the Dark, maybe?

[8mor.livejournal.com]

I'm not good at knowing the names of episodes yet.
Give me time and I'm sure I'll be corrupted.
lol

:-)