lyssie: (Fifth - happy psycho)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2005-02-22 01:25 am

SPOILERS

Seriously. In a moment, I'm going to whine, and there will be spoilers for SG-1 s8, specifically Threads.



Why is there no Kerry fic? No anti-Kerry fic, no Mary Sue-Kerry fic? Is it truly because the Americans wank the best?

C'mon, people! Give me the "Jack and Kerry are in teh True Luv" fic already!

Bring on the "Kerry tells Jack she knows he really wants to fuck Daniel" fic!

...please?

[identity profile] elly427.livejournal.com 2005-02-22 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Someone on one of the lists (Jo R.? Ruth M. King? I can't tell them apart sometimes) posted a fic where Kerry goes psycho, fakes a pregancy and starts stalking Sam (who is now with Jack, natch). The author sort of justifies it by saying that there's lots of anti-Pete fic and I think only implies that Kerry deserves the same treatment. It's not terrible, just not very reflective of the character we see on screen.

[identity profile] galactica-hussy.livejournal.com 2005-02-22 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
*perks* Yay!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-02-22 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
*gets bored looking for it* I was forced to read very bad Jack Gets Kidnapped fic in a vain attempt to find it. *pouts*

And I still can't find it.

[identity profile] elly427.livejournal.com 2005-02-22 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
Found it: ttp://www.snowqueen.demon.co.uk/Stargateshort/Obsession.html

It was on samandjack, and it's by Ruth M. King.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-02-22 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
...wow, she really wasn't caring about the typoes, was she...
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-02-22 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
ps. I really really love you. *cuddles*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-02-22 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
pps... wow...

[identity profile] nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com 2005-02-22 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...why did you let that happen to me?
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-02-22 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*pats* I'm sorry... You can get revenge by writing deathfic?

[identity profile] liminalliz.livejournal.com 2005-02-22 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
If my fic muse was active, I'd have had a Kerry fic already. *pouts* It's on the list!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-02-22 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh. Hee.

Although, sadly, I'm in a strange mood, and I want the bad, insane kind. Like they've done to Pete.

Oh! Oh! Ambassador Joe should return from the wars, and she has to debrief him, and there's sex...

[identity profile] fallenbelle.livejournal.com 2005-02-23 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it Kerry/Joe sex, or Sam/Joe sex?

If it's Sam/Joe, can we have a bit where Jack finds out and gets all primal and kills Joe via his black ops techniques because he fucked his woman? Sam, of course, knows nothing about it and...

WHAP!!!!

Uh, yeah. Sorry 'bout that.

Wait!!! Can it be Sam/Kerry sex? And then Jack finds out and goes batshit and...

WHAP!!!!

Again, I apologize. But still, a part of me thinks something like that would be deliciously ott, and would love it like a guilty pleasure.

Still, I wanna see more dark!Jack fic.

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2005-02-25 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
*cackles* That plot device idea had so much potential...