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[lyssie]

"The newly coated fingers slipped back up till they found the engorged passport to her ecstacy"

...there are no words, people.

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[cheekygal.livejournal.com]

There are no words. But there is pain. Which you chose to inflict upon the rest of us, you wretch!

*hugs anyway, then goes to scrub out her mind with bleach*

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

Well, if there were words, I figure "Gag reflex" would have to figure in there pretty high on the list.

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

...what?

...

...you know what? Nevermind.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I didn't make it to the end to find out.

[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

Customs officers are getting awfully fresh these days.

[pwincess.livejournal.com]

Hey, the first thing shown in the MacGyver credits is a passport! That show is now ruined for me.

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. Icecream....

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

So *that's* where I put my passport!

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

*LAUGHS*

[cheekygal.livejournal.com]

*whaps LittleRed upside the head* *snickers madly*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. Saucy.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

*is so confused by the imagery*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

The explanation for her fingers being coated was in the previous paragraph.... Which also scared me.

[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

You know, you just reminded me that you can request that the passport office puts 48 pages into your passport instead of the standard 24, if you expect to travel a lot before it expires. So, hey, maybe she really did have an engorged passport.

[qwirky.livejournal.com]

...

*wanders away from evil icky fic*

[http://users.livejournal.com/cecilialisbon_/]

*is horrified for the state of people's sanity*

Is that supposed to be hot? 'Cause all it's doing is freaking me out. And not in a good way.

[woodface]

*blinks*

[anastasiab.livejournal.com]

Yep. Gives a whole new meaning to stamping the passport.

I think I'm gonna start calling it that. "Stamping the passport."

Iccch.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Well, there's one but it's not technically a word...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *dies*