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For the amusement of me and Ryuu...
Because, y'know, we care to make you all giggle. And stuff.... (and I like to think we're amusing)
Ryuu: Narim is very creepy.
Lyss: Yes.
Ryuu: (hisses at Narim)
Lyss: *pats*
Lyss: He dies!
Lyss: A firey death!
Ryuu: No, he comes back and dates Lizzie.
Ryuu: Who dumps his ass by going off to Atlantis.
Lyss: And then RepliCarter kills him to avenge Sam's cat., (misplaced angst!)
Ryuu: Yay!
Ryuu: In the meantime, Sam dumps Pete's ass and goes to have lots of orgasms with Jack.
Lyss: Yep.
Ryuu: Because I imagine Jack is quite good at causing those.
Lyss: Hey, it's *Carter*. He has an image to maintain. And besides, naked Carter flesh. It makes him happy. If there are not orgasms, Jack gets no naked Carter flesh.
Ryuu: He doesn't ocasionally get to plead off with a headache?
Lyss: well, he could... Of course, then she plays with her vibrator instead....
Ryuu: (snerks)
Ryuu: Jack: (wincing)Don't they make stealth models, Carter?
Ryuu: Sam: I like this one.
Jack: It's noisy.
Sam: But it does the job.
Jack: (sighs and wanders off to find asprin)
Lyss: *snicker*
Ryuu: Poor Jack.
Ryuu: They so go at it like bunnies.
Lyss: Dude. Always.
Ryuu: Intergalactic super-bunnies!
Ryuu: With little capes and stuff.
Lyss: *sniggers*
Lyss: And laser guidance systems!
Ryuu: Damn skippy.
Ryuu: And, er, trinium reinforced, er...
Lyss: *giggles* We're getting into strange territory again....
Ryuu: When do we not?
Lyss: *snicker* C'mon, Jack, you probably need food, too. You can't eat nothing but Carter for the rest of your life... ;-)
Ryuu: Jack: I can try!
Lyss: Sam: ...that's flattering. Really. But if you don't get protein and carbohydrates and vegetables, how are you supposed to have the energy for sex?
Ryuu: Jack: You're a very smart woman, Carter.
Lyss: Sam: Yes. *smirk*
Ryuu: Jack: Extremely smart.
Lyss: Sam: You're not getting out of going to the store. MOVE, soldier.
[She was reading Tassos' SG/Buffy crossover wherein Xander is Jack's kid]
Ryuu: Hee! Xander's lecturing Jack on how the Slayer-system works!
Ryuu: You know poor Xander's just going, "No! No military involvement! Riley Finn! No! No! Evil! Riley BAD!"
Ryuu: Riley being the fairly boring Captian America wannabe and maybe not the spawn of Sokar, but at least a close relative, along with his wife, Mary Sue.
Lyss: Does that make Riley Steve Rogers' bastard son?
Ryuu: Yes! Oh my god, it all FITS!
Lyss: Does that mean the Avengers might try recruiting him?
Ryuu: God, I hope not.
Ryuu: We gotta keep that kind of mind-numbingly boring evil contained, baby.
Ryuu: "I am Riley. I come from Iowa and am a sexist jerk. Watch me break the heart of one of the most powerful women on Earth! Whee!"
Ryuu: But he got his. Because having Mary Sue as one's spouse? Not big with the happyfunjoy, I'm thinking.
Ryuu: Personally, I think Buffy and Faith should have just sworn off all men and formed a little crime-fighting duo.
Ryuu: They could've gotten a cat. And matching capes!
Ryuu: Or maybe not capes. Maybe twin stakes.
Ryuu: Engraved with "Die, bad thing, die!"
Ryuu: Or, I dunno, some sort of protective spell in some dead langage that only Dawn, Willow, or Giles would know.
Ryuu: Which would be nicely functional.
Ryuu: And the cat, they name...Mr. Whiskers.
Ryuu: I don't know why.
Ryuu: He's a little grey cat.
Ryuu: Nothing supernatural about him at all, aside from the default feline ability to apparently disappear into little holes in time and space at will.
Ryuu: Also, if you step on his tail by accident, his yowls have the potential to bend steel.
Ryuu: Narim is very creepy.
Lyss: Yes.
Ryuu: (hisses at Narim)
Lyss: *pats*
Lyss: He dies!
Lyss: A firey death!
Ryuu: No, he comes back and dates Lizzie.
Ryuu: Who dumps his ass by going off to Atlantis.
Lyss: And then RepliCarter kills him to avenge Sam's cat., (misplaced angst!)
Ryuu: Yay!
Ryuu: In the meantime, Sam dumps Pete's ass and goes to have lots of orgasms with Jack.
Lyss: Yep.
Ryuu: Because I imagine Jack is quite good at causing those.
Lyss: Hey, it's *Carter*. He has an image to maintain. And besides, naked Carter flesh. It makes him happy. If there are not orgasms, Jack gets no naked Carter flesh.
Ryuu: He doesn't ocasionally get to plead off with a headache?
Lyss: well, he could... Of course, then she plays with her vibrator instead....
Ryuu: (snerks)
Ryuu: Jack: (wincing)Don't they make stealth models, Carter?
Ryuu: Sam: I like this one.
Jack: It's noisy.
Sam: But it does the job.
Jack: (sighs and wanders off to find asprin)
Lyss: *snicker*
Ryuu: Poor Jack.
Ryuu: They so go at it like bunnies.
Lyss: Dude. Always.
Ryuu: Intergalactic super-bunnies!
Ryuu: With little capes and stuff.
Lyss: *sniggers*
Lyss: And laser guidance systems!
Ryuu: Damn skippy.
Ryuu: And, er, trinium reinforced, er...
Lyss: *giggles* We're getting into strange territory again....
Ryuu: When do we not?
Lyss: *snicker* C'mon, Jack, you probably need food, too. You can't eat nothing but Carter for the rest of your life... ;-)
Ryuu: Jack: I can try!
Lyss: Sam: ...that's flattering. Really. But if you don't get protein and carbohydrates and vegetables, how are you supposed to have the energy for sex?
Ryuu: Jack: You're a very smart woman, Carter.
Lyss: Sam: Yes. *smirk*
Ryuu: Jack: Extremely smart.
Lyss: Sam: You're not getting out of going to the store. MOVE, soldier.
[She was reading Tassos' SG/Buffy crossover wherein Xander is Jack's kid]
Ryuu: Hee! Xander's lecturing Jack on how the Slayer-system works!
Ryuu: You know poor Xander's just going, "No! No military involvement! Riley Finn! No! No! Evil! Riley BAD!"
Ryuu: Riley being the fairly boring Captian America wannabe and maybe not the spawn of Sokar, but at least a close relative, along with his wife, Mary Sue.
Lyss: Does that make Riley Steve Rogers' bastard son?
Ryuu: Yes! Oh my god, it all FITS!
Lyss: Does that mean the Avengers might try recruiting him?
Ryuu: God, I hope not.
Ryuu: We gotta keep that kind of mind-numbingly boring evil contained, baby.
Ryuu: "I am Riley. I come from Iowa and am a sexist jerk. Watch me break the heart of one of the most powerful women on Earth! Whee!"
Ryuu: But he got his. Because having Mary Sue as one's spouse? Not big with the happyfunjoy, I'm thinking.
Ryuu: Personally, I think Buffy and Faith should have just sworn off all men and formed a little crime-fighting duo.
Ryuu: They could've gotten a cat. And matching capes!
Ryuu: Or maybe not capes. Maybe twin stakes.
Ryuu: Engraved with "Die, bad thing, die!"
Ryuu: Or, I dunno, some sort of protective spell in some dead langage that only Dawn, Willow, or Giles would know.
Ryuu: Which would be nicely functional.
Ryuu: And the cat, they name...Mr. Whiskers.
Ryuu: I don't know why.
Ryuu: He's a little grey cat.
Ryuu: Nothing supernatural about him at all, aside from the default feline ability to apparently disappear into little holes in time and space at will.
Ryuu: Also, if you step on his tail by accident, his yowls have the potential to bend steel.
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Mr. Whiskers will end up being the star of the show, you know. That's why Sam had to lose Schroedinger. (why wasn't he named Heisenberg? Just to be contrary, and all.)
Love;
Caitlin
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