lyssie: (Giggles - I heart you)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2005-02-14 04:58 am

For the amusement of me and Ryuu...

Because, y'know, we care to make you all giggle. And stuff.... (and I like to think we're amusing)

Ryuu: Narim is very creepy.
Lyss: Yes.
Ryuu: (hisses at Narim)
Lyss: *pats*
Lyss: He dies!
Lyss: A firey death!
Ryuu: No, he comes back and dates Lizzie.
Ryuu: Who dumps his ass by going off to Atlantis.
Lyss: And then RepliCarter kills him to avenge Sam's cat., (misplaced angst!)
Ryuu: Yay!
Ryuu: In the meantime, Sam dumps Pete's ass and goes to have lots of orgasms with Jack.
Lyss: Yep.
Ryuu: Because I imagine Jack is quite good at causing those.
Lyss: Hey, it's *Carter*. He has an image to maintain. And besides, naked Carter flesh. It makes him happy. If there are not orgasms, Jack gets no naked Carter flesh.
Ryuu: He doesn't ocasionally get to plead off with a headache?
Lyss: well, he could... Of course, then she plays with her vibrator instead....
Ryuu: (snerks)
Ryuu: Jack: (wincing)Don't they make stealth models, Carter?
Ryuu: Sam: I like this one.
Jack: It's noisy.
Sam: But it does the job.
Jack: (sighs and wanders off to find asprin)
Lyss: *snicker*
Ryuu: Poor Jack.


Ryuu: They so go at it like bunnies.
Lyss: Dude. Always.
Ryuu: Intergalactic super-bunnies!
Ryuu: With little capes and stuff.
Lyss: *sniggers*
Lyss: And laser guidance systems!
Ryuu: Damn skippy.
Ryuu: And, er, trinium reinforced, er...
Lyss: *giggles* We're getting into strange territory again....
Ryuu: When do we not?


Lyss: *snicker* C'mon, Jack, you probably need food, too. You can't eat nothing but Carter for the rest of your life... ;-)
Ryuu: Jack: I can try!
Lyss: Sam: ...that's flattering. Really. But if you don't get protein and carbohydrates and vegetables, how are you supposed to have the energy for sex?
Ryuu: Jack: You're a very smart woman, Carter.
Lyss: Sam: Yes. *smirk*
Ryuu: Jack: Extremely smart.
Lyss: Sam: You're not getting out of going to the store. MOVE, soldier.


[She was reading Tassos' SG/Buffy crossover wherein Xander is Jack's kid]
Ryuu: Hee! Xander's lecturing Jack on how the Slayer-system works!
Ryuu: You know poor Xander's just going, "No! No military involvement! Riley Finn! No! No! Evil! Riley BAD!"
Ryuu: Riley being the fairly boring Captian America wannabe and maybe not the spawn of Sokar, but at least a close relative, along with his wife, Mary Sue.
Lyss: Does that make Riley Steve Rogers' bastard son?
Ryuu: Yes! Oh my god, it all FITS!
Lyss: Does that mean the Avengers might try recruiting him?
Ryuu: God, I hope not.
Ryuu: We gotta keep that kind of mind-numbingly boring evil contained, baby.
Ryuu: "I am Riley. I come from Iowa and am a sexist jerk. Watch me break the heart of one of the most powerful women on Earth! Whee!"
Ryuu: But he got his. Because having Mary Sue as one's spouse? Not big with the happyfunjoy, I'm thinking.
Ryuu: Personally, I think Buffy and Faith should have just sworn off all men and formed a little crime-fighting duo.
Ryuu: They could've gotten a cat. And matching capes!
Ryuu: Or maybe not capes. Maybe twin stakes.
Ryuu: Engraved with "Die, bad thing, die!"
Ryuu: Or, I dunno, some sort of protective spell in some dead langage that only Dawn, Willow, or Giles would know.
Ryuu: Which would be nicely functional.
Ryuu: And the cat, they name...Mr. Whiskers.
Ryuu: I don't know why.
Ryuu: He's a little grey cat.
Ryuu: Nothing supernatural about him at all, aside from the default feline ability to apparently disappear into little holes in time and space at will.
Ryuu: Also, if you step on his tail by accident, his yowls have the potential to bend steel.

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