sigh. I should know better.

[lyssie]

Well, I was writing pointless smut. Then I read painfully bad Sam/Jack porn (basically, someone's pet rape fantasy, but with the names changed). Now they're all in hiding from the badfic.

sigh.

In other news, my thoughts on Threads in a bit.

Comments

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

YAY SMUT! Booo bad sam/jack! :angsts: Don't read bad fic! :baps you: Just stop it!

*pushes sam and jack pre-fishing into lyssie's smutty brain*

Don't make me write it!! :wails:

YAY! THOUGHTS!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I know. But Jara wanted to know if there was porn (and she's abvoiding the lists for spoilers) and I am a nice person and gave her links, but then got stuck wanting to see how bad it was. And it made me whimper. And cry.

And... I think I have something pre-fishing around here. It's never gotten very far... hrrrrm.

[katcorvi.livejournal.com]

Please...write me some S/J smut? Stay away from the bad fic, just back away, don't give in again 'cause you know it'll make your eyes bleed. That's unattractive at best.

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

Twas freaky! And Jack used the word "wanton". He must have a word-a-day calendar.

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

*pokes in corners looking for random Lyssie!characters*

...any luck, or they still scared?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

They've recovered sufficiently, I think.

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

Yay! *happies*

[obsidian179.livejournal.com]

Had a thought while I was at work today:

Replicarter/Number Six (from BSG)

It could just be a PWP-smut-fic, have a plot as detailed as you want... ^_^

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*eyes* You're a minion of Liz's, aren't you...

[obsidian179.livejournal.com]

Nooo... not just yet. Though I may not be opposed to being recruited... *whistles innocently*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

I think we need to kill the bad!fic writer's. They killed your muse. *sad*