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pointless, happy Sam/Jack fluff...
Kinda Subreality, but they don't get Plot Weasel status. Lestat and Stryfe, however, are still drinking with each other...
"Daniel. Wanna tell me something?"
Looking at the General, Daniel raised his hands placatingly. "Look, Jack, really. I wouldn't have sex with Sam. Honest."
"What about the orgy?"
"Okay, so there was that. But it was all about you and her, anyway. And Teal'c and Jonas were there, too!" Daniel gulped. That hadn't seemed to help.
Jack meticulously began cleaning his fingernails with a knife. "And the oral sex?"
"Oh, come *on*, Jack. You have to admit oral sex is the best thank you present Sam's ever gotten from us. Besides, you get there before anyone else, these days."
"Mhm..."
"Jack."
"Daniel."
"Jack! I love Sam like a sister! Not like --" He made a face, "I think I'm going to go find Janet now. The storage closet should be empty since Siler wandered by a little bit ago."
"You do that, Danny."
When he'd gone, Sam looked up from her laptop. "Jack." Her tone was exasperated. "Stop that."
He looked sheepish. "But he's such fun to scare, Carter."
"Riiight." She eyed him. "You look bored."
"I am." The pout was very cute.
"C'mere."
He hopped off his desk and wandered over to lean against the back of her chair. "Now what?"
"Give me a neck rub, flyboy."
"Yes, ma'am. Sir."
She chuckled.
"Daniel. Wanna tell me something?"
Looking at the General, Daniel raised his hands placatingly. "Look, Jack, really. I wouldn't have sex with Sam. Honest."
"What about the orgy?"
"Okay, so there was that. But it was all about you and her, anyway. And Teal'c and Jonas were there, too!" Daniel gulped. That hadn't seemed to help.
Jack meticulously began cleaning his fingernails with a knife. "And the oral sex?"
"Oh, come *on*, Jack. You have to admit oral sex is the best thank you present Sam's ever gotten from us. Besides, you get there before anyone else, these days."
"Mhm..."
"Jack."
"Daniel."
"Jack! I love Sam like a sister! Not like --" He made a face, "I think I'm going to go find Janet now. The storage closet should be empty since Siler wandered by a little bit ago."
"You do that, Danny."
When he'd gone, Sam looked up from her laptop. "Jack." Her tone was exasperated. "Stop that."
He looked sheepish. "But he's such fun to scare, Carter."
"Riiight." She eyed him. "You look bored."
"I am." The pout was very cute.
"C'mere."
He hopped off his desk and wandered over to lean against the back of her chair. "Now what?"
"Give me a neck rub, flyboy."
"Yes, ma'am. Sir."
She chuckled.
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25 teams at 4-man per team is 100 people
x number of scientists
x number of support staff, clerks, etc...
...er, or something like that. Say, oh, 15 people per team as support.
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Uh, I mean...