'cause it was amusing.

[lyssie]

Karma Aster: And Jack is so a leg man.
Analyssie: This week, at least.
Analyssie: He's trying to decide if next week is for Carter's ass or her hands.
Karma Aster: He keeps a little checklist)
Analyssie: On his computer.
Analyssie: He sometimes has to have Walter update it for him.

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[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

*DIES OF LAUGHTER*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*smirk*

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Jack: Hey, Carter!
Sam: Sir?
Jack: Uh, do you mind if it's your legs two weeks in a row?
Sam: (amused)I thought it was supposed to be my ass next week, sir.
Jack: Well, it was, and then you wore that great little suede skirt last night and...well, you know how it goes.
Sam: (mournful sigh)All right, sir. But my ass is going to feel horribly neglected.
Jack: Well, we can't have that, can we? (looks thoughtful)You coming over tonight?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

And then they done sex. (solemn nod)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yup. Because Jack suddenly wondered which parts he hadn't covered before, and so he had to investigate 'em.

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Because it's totatlly serious and scientific and not just that he really, really wants to get in Carter's pants, right?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Exactly. *nods*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Yeah, says a lot when I can visualise that.

Heh.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*smirk*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

You're all corrupting my fragile little mind!

*snort*