lyssie: (Buffy last straw)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2004-11-11 12:38 pm

mommy, make the hurting stop...

So... first, there was this really strange, cryptic note attached to a stack of invoices:

I had no gun.
Store doing inventory.
Got gun later in morning mainly checks in people.
Thanks. =)


....yeah.

Then I hit the sj list... and, um, Jara? Please give me some better ideas, because I need my brain back in one piece....

The following are excerpts from an email or two:
read recently a great smut fic where Sam tricks Jack into
holding onto that body-swapping maching, swapping their bodies.
...So, my idea is, have them switch bodies while Sam is pregnant and for
Jack to live a day as a pregnant woman, whether he deserved it for
being insensitive or he wanted to experience it, doesn't matter.
...
I'm submitting a challenge to all writers to rewrite the ep Broca
Divide. My only condition is that it has to end with S/J romance, with
them involved/married/with children - something of the 3.
One possible approach is that when Sam jumps Jack in the locker room
he responds positively.
...
I just forgot to add that I love the fics where Sam is
still a Captain the most. Especially the fics that
happen during the first 5-6 eps.


...ohmigod. Jane! Stop this thing!

Dude, I need to be OUT of this crazyfuckingscary fandom.

However, thank GOD, for Robin's lovely little mental image:
[Jack's] sexy, despite the age, and he can be tough and
macho when needed, but also has his sensitive moments. But the main
reason I think he's great is that he's the type of man who will push
you up against a wall for rough, hot and ravaging sex, and still
cuddle with you afterwards. He's an alpha male, but isn't a
chauvinist pig. He also has a very sexy bad boy edge to him, which
is counteracted by his love for kids and such.


sigh.

A.j. This is your fault. *glares*

In other news, I have, almost, a shot-by-shot-by-lyrics list of the images and scenes I need to pull off an Aeryn video to Dido's "Here With Me". It's... going to fuck with her. Yay.

And my hands are FREEZING. cold. cold. cold.

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