Make Love Not War (porn by request)

[lyssie]

I already have Clint/Dom in my head investigating gravel and a rooftop (Dom thinks it's amusing).

So...

Character me, people. And I'll try to produce 1-300 word drabbles of porn over the day.

Keep in mind I don't do every fandom on earth, but I will happily do crossovers (300 words means I don't have to justify it, even if, as the Porntastic Crossover Queen, I can)

Bring it.

(ps, this is Elly's fault)

Comments

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Sam/Any of her off world honeys. (re: Someone other than Jack or Pete or Daniel or Teal'c)

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

...steals back for another offering of pairings:

Dark Phoenix/Eighth

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

...

.....

........

...dude.

Lyssie's brain has crashed.
(a)bort (r)etry (f)ail?

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA. RC strikes again!

[woodface]

Han/Leia!

[woodface]

Or Tom/Zoe if you're open for Spooks.

[woodface]

Or Vader/Boba Fett

[woodface]

Ripley/Call?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*chokes* You've been talking to my rooommate too much.

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

ripley/call RULES, what?...I actually should write a serious r/c fic one of these days...It could be fun to get into Call's head....ooh...OOOH! :is totally inspired now...:


eep!

[woodface]

I have? *frowns*

Sam/Jack is good too, you know?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

My roommate is all over Ripley/Call as canon femmeslash.

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Your roommate rules.

And it IS! It's CANON!

*preens*

[perihawk.livejournal.com]

I do, don't I?

Re: *preens*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Eeee! You're the infamous lyssie roommate?! :fangirls you: And r/c is TOTALLY hot and canon and Ripley has so totally always been a lesbian, re: cut scene in Alien with Lambert (OMFG)

Re: *preens*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

one of them, yes....

Re: *preens*

[woodface]

*eyes* But Ripley/Hicks is pretty too.

Re: *preens*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Ripley/KYLE REESE OMFG!

[woodface]

I agree.

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

YES PLEASE! :)

[woodface]

Thought you might agree. *g*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

liek TOTALLY

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

BOOOO!

[woodface]

Dude, the body armour!

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

but now canonically fett is a wee babe to anakin's teenager...

ew!

[woodface]

Dude, the prequels are rubbish.

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

:agrees but angsts:

btw, we get the SW3 trailer this friday.

[woodface]

Oh? Hmmmmm. *ponders*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

no childporn!

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

hee. i should rec you this peter pan/wendy fic that's so damn hysterical. YAY

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I know not ze Spooks.

[woodface]

Awwwwww =o(

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

yay!

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

This is a fabulous idea. I want porn involving Weir. Sheppard/Weir is the obvious way to go here, but I am for any and all kinds of Weir!pr0n.

(am writing Jack/Weir, again, for real this time, and you will be benevolently inspiring me ;) )

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

"Jack, that won't fit there."

*inspires porn, yay!*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

i miss weir, yo. :needs to watch taped atlantis, hums themesong "who'll sleep with shepwhore toniiiiiight?":

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

ME TOO!! Clearly I need to rewatch something to help inspire the editing of the bad-pr0n into good-pr0n, and then the writing of the last scene that has sat unwritten for monthsandmonths. The lack of Lizzie in my life, present company excepted, is very sad.

Gonna go be a good minion of democracy now... then porn!

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

The lack of Lizzie in my life, present company excepted, is very sad.
Awww! :pets:

Yay minion of democracy!

I need to watch the KHAAAAAAAAAN episode again - so many opportunties for usty goodness and "aftertheysurvive" kissorgasms,etc

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

Yes! OMG!! So much impending porn. John will be so very happy that she is alive and survived. Oooh. *brain goes all on fire in a good porny way*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

And lizzie will be so GRATEFUL that he saved the day and the city and killed the eval redhead....:mind wanders:

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Bob/Dot? (looks hopeful) Barring that, I'll gladly take Shepwhore/Weir.

*ponders*

[perihawk.livejournal.com]

Should I torture the roommate with bad mental images again?

No, I won't go there today.


Instead I demand . . . . Lando/Talon.

Yes, I do.

Re: *ponders*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Nice pairing. Mara would approve with a raised eyebrow and the turn of her heel as she went for a drink.

[elly427.livejournal.com]

SO happy to take the blame for this. SO happy.

Eigth/Pete, yo. Or Eigth/Jack. Ooo, no, wait, Eigth/Siler!

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

WOMAN OF MY OWN HEART!