Janet is going to kill me.

[lyssie]

So, anyway, in half-awake Lyssie Land, I was pondering the fact that if SG-1 were mini! and in high school, then, well, Jack would have Sam, and Teal'c would be all practical and stoic... But Daniel wouldn't have anyone.

Which led to my brain suggesting Janet get mini'd.

But I needed a plausible explanation. And she demanded needles.

So, Janet is mini!Janet because big!Sam and big!Janet had a discussion about how there might be times that the SGC is not available to, uh, make sure the mini!s are in good health (and monitor the clone thing and such). So, they talk to Thor, and Thor is disturbed.

Cue pixie!Janet appearing in hs.

She is not a happy pixie.

Neither are they, because her big self gave her a very comprehensive medical kit including needles.

So, no. Janet is not happy with me.

There's also a tiny ficlet in Sam and Janet being drunk and Sam whining because her miniself gets Jack and she can't have him.

... you people have rotted my brain.

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[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Thor decides that their genes must be protected and let loose on the general populace, too?

"Dr. Jackson, Dr.Fraiser, the Asgard Council have requested that I make clones of you as well, as your genetic codes must be preserved for future generations."

"...huh?"

"Oh, no, I remember high school, and--"

"Dr. Fraiser, I assure you, it is for the best interests of humanity."

"Thor, I don't CARE what it's for, I'm not going to be a pixie again!"

"Ah, Janet, I'm sure you make a cute pixie."

*SMACK*

"Ow!"

"Your objections are noted."

,,,

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

*bwah ha ha*

*dies*

I'll bet Janet was the coolest fucking pixie in her class, though. The short girls in my high school were always the wildest. Probably somehow related to always being picked up and carried around by everyone.