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Something's wrong with Jack, and Fraiser needs to figure it out before he drives her and everyone around her crazy. (Rated for possible language) NOT A CAMPERS STORY
...Jack always drives people insane. WHY is this new? And why would Janet need to figure it out? Wouldn't she just tell SG-1 to take him out for beer and steak?
Sam is injured and her team must help her recover. My eventual goal is to explain the on again and off again relationship between Jack and Sam.
...good luck on that one. Not even tptb can explain it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Sam-Daniel.
Jack doesn't like cliches. Daniel, apparently, does.
I thought of this after reading the spoliers for "Threads". How would Sam handle all the problems life throws at her? SJ eventually. This is my First Fic...Please R&R.
Badly, from the looks of it. *considers* Can we see her screw up a souffle, too?
drama-romance (JS, DJ) As soon as they rendezvoused with General Hammond in the control room, their eyes grew wide. The Stargate was covered in a blanket of electricity!
It's Jack and Sam and Daniel and Jack! Whoot! He got twinned. Hey, enough Jack to go around for everyone.
And. Blankets of electricity, new from Serta! Buy one and we'll throw in the third-degree burns for free!
Something's wrong with Jack, and Fraiser needs to figure it out before he drives her and everyone around her crazy. (Rated for possible language) NOT A CAMPERS STORY
...Jack always drives people insane. WHY is this new? And why would Janet need to figure it out? Wouldn't she just tell SG-1 to take him out for beer and steak?
Sam is injured and her team must help her recover. My eventual goal is to explain the on again and off again relationship between Jack and Sam.
...good luck on that one. Not even tptb can explain it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Sam-Daniel.
Jack doesn't like cliches. Daniel, apparently, does.
I thought of this after reading the spoliers for "Threads". How would Sam handle all the problems life throws at her? SJ eventually. This is my First Fic...Please R&R.
Badly, from the looks of it. *considers* Can we see her screw up a souffle, too?
drama-romance (JS, DJ) As soon as they rendezvoused with General Hammond in the control room, their eyes grew wide. The Stargate was covered in a blanket of electricity!
It's Jack and Sam and Daniel and Jack! Whoot! He got twinned. Hey, enough Jack to go around for everyone.
And. Blankets of electricity, new from Serta! Buy one and we'll throw in the third-degree burns for free!
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That is such a perfect idea. *steals*
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And you know, Jack being doubled works out great for Sam and Daniel, but what if each Jack wants both of them? Or is one Jack wired for Sam and the other wired for Daniel? Do they trade off?
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I suspect... Both are wired badly, so there is an extra double helping of Angst over Who gets Whom.
And Sam and Daniel frequently claim they Know Which Jack Is Their Own.
And the Jacks switch off for the hell of it.
"So... This week, you want Carter?"
"Yeah. Daniel named the dog Beanie."
"Right. Carter's underwear drawer must never be disturbed."
"...you forgot me mentioning that last time?"
"Sorry. Over-whelmed. Oh, and don't forget to burn the toast every other day."
"Right, right..."
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*glares*
Campers?
Okay, here's a hint: There's a certain series of fics by a certain author. (Look at her profile page - though you may have to go waaaaaaay down - and you'll see what I mean.)
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Wow. I just . . . wow. Wow. *boggles*
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