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Snark! Ahoy.
Because I am, in fact, a nice person....
Ok. So, because I'm being kind to Ann, and good and innocent and all that sort of thing. I provide for your amusement, my snarky response to someone who asked (in rather superior tones) about the need for spoiler space.
All names save my own have been removed to protect the idiots.
The original question:
--- In samjacknc17@yahoogroups.com, ****> wrote:
OK Listmom I can see your request but I have a question.... if they
didn't want to see what was happening why would they be coming to a board
like this? Isn't that along the lines of not needing your blinker on
when sitting in the turn lane?
If they come to a board where nothing except the shows that have previously
aired are discussed, isn't it a fore drawn conclusion that you are going to
see what happened there?
But then again, it may be the blonde factor that I suffer with -- it just
seems logical not to need it if you are here!
My original post:
...
......
Wow.
Did they drop you on your head when you were born?
Have you READ the list rules? At all? They do, as I recall, require
spoiler space.
Some people don't want to know what is happening when they. can't.
see. the. show. Like in Australia or China or England. Get your head
out of your ass and realize not everyone has SciFi channel.
Lyss, who is, honestly, FLABBERGASTED that spoilerspace isn't
automatically mandatory in people's heads.
The first respone:
Subject: OT: Playing nicely together (was: ADMIN SPOILER SPACE)
All ** did was ask a question.... can we try and be polite about
answering? Yes, maybe she should read the list rules but a nice,
pleasant reminder makes you look like a decent human being with a few
good graces.
Several extremely pleasant reminders about remembering spoiler space had been ignored. I was, oddly, of the opinion that the people spoiling did. not. care. I aimed to correct that.
And you're making the assumption that I give a shit what the rest of think of me.
This response makes you look like a venomous bee-atch with exceptionally
poor manners. Good grief. Someone should speak to your momma about
you.
I have perfectly good manners, if you are actually intelligent and deserve them. Since you can't even bother to call me a BITCH to my face... well, it's sad, really.
As for my mother, she might actually be amused. She raised me to stick up for myself, be polite when needed, and etc. She can also point out that I and my three siblings constantly got compliments. "Gosh, your kids are so well-behaved." Nowadays, kids can't even be taken into the grocery store--instead, their parents leave them with day care facilities.
*** *who wonders why the Internet makes people nasty*
Because there are idiots.
-=- Next reply:
Oh, for Christ's sake. Lighten up.
....that was me being light. Is this going to be like the times I've mocked people commenting on things and Jessica thinks I'm being mean? Do you people have such a low tolerance for snark, or something? Dear christ. I'd get out the rubber sheets for when I *actually* go ballistic. I'm told it's very amusing, but very vicious.
***, who is, honestly, FLABBERGASTED that after all this time you
can't escape the flamers no matter where you go.
This would be why I have asbestos underwear.
Sadly, I've never had to use it. Do you know how much I long to get flamed? It's. Never. Happened. (well, there was the person squicked about the Legolas/Ent fic, but that's beside the point). I even wrote Pete is a Nice Guy fic and no one's flamed me. *vv sad*
-=-This was a reply to the first reply in which someone didn't call me a bitch:
Good post.
Sit post! Stay! Awww. Post! Don't do that on the carpet! Damn... Someone else gets to clean up the mess.
Sad to say, the word 'nice' isn't in some peoples' vocabulary.
Nope. Sorry. Lost that one definition the other day. Funny, that. Right in time for the idiots to come out of the woodwork.
-=-Next response to me:
Hey Grandma always said there was a reason God put 2 ears on the human
head... so it could go in one and out the other... knowledge was knowing
which ones to ignore!!!
...so, what, you're ignoring the list rules? Ok, then.
Or is this one of those hoity-toity "I'm too important to say I'm ignoring the lights of you, peasant." kind of things? Because if it is? Not really hitting the mark.
-= This next response is actually in response to someone who is actually innocent and nice. Unlike me. She stuck up a finger, and said:
Honestly, the tone Barb used came over as more than just "a
question". The answer had the same tone as your post has.
Jara who apologises to the list mom and will shut up now
Now, that's actually half the reason my own reply was so snarky. Because it was a superior, "Well, if they don't want to be spoiled they can go away" tone. "For I Iz Merkin N I Iz Smrtr Thn U"...
The response that nicely worded comment got was kind of disturbing:
Whatever. You people frelling drive me nuts. I am outta here. Be
nasty to one another in someone else's inbox.
Yeah, shut up.
...Wow. So, instead of nailing the person who was originally snarky -- ME -- you went after someone who wasn't being snarky, who was in fact saying, "Well, it didn't come out that way" basically, and was being nice (you know that word I was accused of not knowing?).
And then you tell her to shut up. Now, THAT'S mature.
Clue bat, aisle four!
-
And that's the snark. Now, on to one other smallish rant related to the nc17 list.
I did not join this list to read people whining like five year olds because the canon is not following their every fucking whim. I joined it to READ PORN. Hands down. That's it.
And, sadly, there really hasn't been enough porn to offset the whinging.
I will, however, stay. Because I have porn to post.
And, also, if Ann ever needs bitches with steel-toed boots to kick people for being twats... I'm all for that.
Let the NC17 list stay NC17 and not devolve into what the regular list has become. Damnit.
And until Ann grabs me by the short and curlies and says, "Apologize, wench!" I refuse to do so. I will, however, refrain from replying to these idiots.
Ok. So, because I'm being kind to Ann, and good and innocent and all that sort of thing. I provide for your amusement, my snarky response to someone who asked (in rather superior tones) about the need for spoiler space.
All names save my own have been removed to protect the idiots.
The original question:
--- In samjacknc17@yahoogroups.com, ****> wrote:
OK Listmom I can see your request but I have a question.... if they
didn't want to see what was happening why would they be coming to a board
like this? Isn't that along the lines of not needing your blinker on
when sitting in the turn lane?
If they come to a board where nothing except the shows that have previously
aired are discussed, isn't it a fore drawn conclusion that you are going to
see what happened there?
But then again, it may be the blonde factor that I suffer with -- it just
seems logical not to need it if you are here!
My original post:
...
......
Wow.
Did they drop you on your head when you were born?
Have you READ the list rules? At all? They do, as I recall, require
spoiler space.
Some people don't want to know what is happening when they. can't.
see. the. show. Like in Australia or China or England. Get your head
out of your ass and realize not everyone has SciFi channel.
Lyss, who is, honestly, FLABBERGASTED that spoilerspace isn't
automatically mandatory in people's heads.
The first respone:
Subject: OT: Playing nicely together (was: ADMIN SPOILER SPACE)
All ** did was ask a question.... can we try and be polite about
answering? Yes, maybe she should read the list rules but a nice,
pleasant reminder makes you look like a decent human being with a few
good graces.
Several extremely pleasant reminders about remembering spoiler space had been ignored. I was, oddly, of the opinion that the people spoiling did. not. care. I aimed to correct that.
And you're making the assumption that I give a shit what the rest of think of me.
This response makes you look like a venomous bee-atch with exceptionally
poor manners. Good grief. Someone should speak to your momma about
you.
I have perfectly good manners, if you are actually intelligent and deserve them. Since you can't even bother to call me a BITCH to my face... well, it's sad, really.
As for my mother, she might actually be amused. She raised me to stick up for myself, be polite when needed, and etc. She can also point out that I and my three siblings constantly got compliments. "Gosh, your kids are so well-behaved." Nowadays, kids can't even be taken into the grocery store--instead, their parents leave them with day care facilities.
*** *who wonders why the Internet makes people nasty*
Because there are idiots.
-=- Next reply:
Oh, for Christ's sake. Lighten up.
....that was me being light. Is this going to be like the times I've mocked people commenting on things and Jessica thinks I'm being mean? Do you people have such a low tolerance for snark, or something? Dear christ. I'd get out the rubber sheets for when I *actually* go ballistic. I'm told it's very amusing, but very vicious.
***, who is, honestly, FLABBERGASTED that after all this time you
can't escape the flamers no matter where you go.
This would be why I have asbestos underwear.
Sadly, I've never had to use it. Do you know how much I long to get flamed? It's. Never. Happened. (well, there was the person squicked about the Legolas/Ent fic, but that's beside the point). I even wrote Pete is a Nice Guy fic and no one's flamed me. *vv sad*
-=-This was a reply to the first reply in which someone didn't call me a bitch:
Good post.
Sit post! Stay! Awww. Post! Don't do that on the carpet! Damn... Someone else gets to clean up the mess.
Sad to say, the word 'nice' isn't in some peoples' vocabulary.
Nope. Sorry. Lost that one definition the other day. Funny, that. Right in time for the idiots to come out of the woodwork.
-=-Next response to me:
Hey Grandma always said there was a reason God put 2 ears on the human
head... so it could go in one and out the other... knowledge was knowing
which ones to ignore!!!
...so, what, you're ignoring the list rules? Ok, then.
Or is this one of those hoity-toity "I'm too important to say I'm ignoring the lights of you, peasant." kind of things? Because if it is? Not really hitting the mark.
-= This next response is actually in response to someone who is actually innocent and nice. Unlike me. She stuck up a finger, and said:
Honestly, the tone Barb used came over as more than just "a
question". The answer had the same tone as your post has.
Jara who apologises to the list mom and will shut up now
Now, that's actually half the reason my own reply was so snarky. Because it was a superior, "Well, if they don't want to be spoiled they can go away" tone. "For I Iz Merkin N I Iz Smrtr Thn U"...
The response that nicely worded comment got was kind of disturbing:
Whatever. You people frelling drive me nuts. I am outta here. Be
nasty to one another in someone else's inbox.
Yeah, shut up.
...Wow. So, instead of nailing the person who was originally snarky -- ME -- you went after someone who wasn't being snarky, who was in fact saying, "Well, it didn't come out that way" basically, and was being nice (you know that word I was accused of not knowing?).
And then you tell her to shut up. Now, THAT'S mature.
Clue bat, aisle four!
-
And that's the snark. Now, on to one other smallish rant related to the nc17 list.
I did not join this list to read people whining like five year olds because the canon is not following their every fucking whim. I joined it to READ PORN. Hands down. That's it.
And, sadly, there really hasn't been enough porn to offset the whinging.
I will, however, stay. Because I have porn to post.
And, also, if Ann ever needs bitches with steel-toed boots to kick people for being twats... I'm all for that.
Let the NC17 list stay NC17 and not devolve into what the regular list has become. Damnit.
And until Ann grabs me by the short and curlies and says, "Apologize, wench!" I refuse to do so. I will, however, refrain from replying to these idiots.
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I wrote two and still no flames. Which has only encouraged me to start a series of them.
And ye gods, the NC17 list is turning into samandjack in all the worst ways.
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*stares* I'll phlame yah!
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Ack, so annoyed me. She was really just saying she was ignoring everyone because it wasn't just you who responded.
This next response is actually in response to someone who is actually innocent and nice.
*raises eyebrow*
Now, that's actually half the reason my own reply was so snarky. Because it was a superior, "Well, if they don't want to be spoiled they can go away" tone. "For I Iz Merkin N I Iz Smrtr Thn U"...
*snerks* Bwah, that's actually what I wanted to write but decided to stay polite and not cause more trouble for Ann. I should have said "Dude, she was being snotty so she deserved the snark back." (And it was funny *g*)
I did not join this list to read people whining like five year olds because the canon is not following their every fucking whim. I joined it to READ PORN. Hands down. That's it...Let the NC17 list stay NC17 and not devolve into what the regular list has become. Damnit.
Yeah, pretty much what I've been thinking all week. Would love to see the discussion part scratched from the rules but that's not very realistic. I did mail Ann with my concerns earlier this week and I liked her response. I only hope I didn't add too much to the mess. That's the only reason why I haven't responded to Penny yet.
So where's the smut?
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Lyrics and utter crap I can get from The Other List, there I WANT PORN.
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