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[lyssie]

So. We've got some fun, paranoid types who send us messages from God. And the like.... The following is merely a sample. Apparently, this guy CALLS every week, too. (dear,god...)

Angels - God's secret agents working.
Need to revitalize the city Rainbow food center.
In Reality!
The Harassment at Midway Rainbow Foods, St. Paul, Midway, I can tell you it is demeaning each time it happens.
Bad cops talking on inter-com system.

And, because my brain is way too twisted right now...
Supermarket Pick-Up Line;
"Honey, your shelves are so stacked, I wanna unstock your wares."

Hrm. I should... finish my pie.

Comments

[abates.livejournal.com]

Sounds almost like poetry.

"Hey, baby, where's your bread section? I want to squeeze your buns."