lyssie: (aliensexfiend Jool)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2004-07-19 10:29 am

Rarr

So. Home. Well,at work.

Anyway.

Apparently, dad left his keys in my car. So I have to mail them (tomorrow, since the post office isn't open after 5, and I don't get off until 5:30... rarrr). And I can't get into my lyss email, so I can't let dad know I've got them.

It's like a vicious cycle, man. And, luckily, Mom has a key to his car.

For your (vague) amusement, I give you the following...

So... there's this guy who is upset because they play a commercial in Spanish. apparently, we're not in Mexico... Ah, bigotry, ya gotta love it.

Did you know that not having a lot of vegetarian products means a store supports violence and cruelty to animals? Heh. Go, us.
'I know because you keep the soy products next to the dead animals and I could hardly keep from vomiting as I shopped. I also saw there is a weekly promotion called "the meal deal". Yuck! There has never been one without meat in it. I have concluded from my visit that the store supports cruelty to animals and condones violence. I couldn't even find jello that didn't have crushed up animal bones in it. I have shopped at many grocery stores and I have never found one to be as inhumane, toxic, and over priced as your store'

Oh, I kill me. Straight aisles versus... Gay aisles

Later, oral sex.

(oh, I wish....)

Re: Ur....

[identity profile] redstarrobot.livejournal.com 2004-07-19 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know, I did all that stuff in high school bio, too. :) But it is, nevertheless, really good in bizarrely-fruit-flavored Asian gelatin snacks...

Re: Ur....

[identity profile] persephone-kore.livejournal.com 2004-07-19 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe you. It's just that my associations with it are far more "lab" than "food" by now, which I suppose is what produced the insane giggling. Of course, that almost goes for my associations with "yeast," too.