Aj sucks...

[lyssie]

And SciFi stole my idea for a fic. Bah. (yeah, so, Ba'al is back. And now I can't be all cool and canon-y and use him in a fic. I'm bitter.)

But Kitty and Pete just did bad bad things in my head. And, again, it's probably due to too much sappy SG-1 fic. Since, wow. There's a lot. Although the 'Jack can't speak 'cause Sam's in leather' type isn't too bad. It's amusing.

And, hey. I did do an animated "I have carnal knowledge of your tongue" icon... I should, uh, stick that up somewhere.

Someone needs to talk me out of doing a Anubis and Ba'al in 2004! campaign site. And, of course, there would be the requisite bit where Ba'al 'accidentally' lets out that his running mate is an Ancient, or something, and he's disqualified. Leaving the field open for Ba'al and, uh, Yu, or something. (Since, hey, Sarah isn't Osiris anymore, and, anyway, a female vice president? In America? Yeah. That's gonna happen.) Or Kinsey. Hey! Kinsey could bring Ba'al Florida. It could so work.

...I got distracted. What the hell was I talking about?

Hrm.

Hey! Fictives out of the hot tub!

Chocolate...

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[acetal.livejournal.com]

But then Yu is disqualified when a medical check reveals that he has Alzheimers and that his First Prime had been covering for him. The First Prime then voluntarily gives up their forehead sticker licence and Mr T (I can't help thinking of him like that) must take over.

For the alliance!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

....Dude. That's wrong.

So. Wrong.

and, hey, with a symbiote, you can't get anything like alzheimers... ? Or can you. Hrm.

[acetal.livejournal.com]

Actually, as I recall, it's canon. Yu was one of the older Goa'uld and the reason he didn't turn up for ambush of Anubis he'd arranged with EarthGov was that he was suffering from dementia. I think his First Prime killed him to save Yu's respect as a god. Even the regenerative powers of the sarcophagus only go so far.

Of course, I could be totally wrong.

However Selmak, the symbiote of Jacob Carter, is also getting on in years and losing his power on the Tok'ra High Council. One of the reasons stated is that they think he may be losing the plot. i.e. getting old and doddery.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Well, that makes some sense, then. Because as has been proved, the sarcophagus ain't all it's cracked up to be. And causes addiction, among other things.

And, yeah. Selmak's OLD... So is Jacob.

Hee.