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Fallin' on the spaces of the years...
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So, I dug these old notebooks out, preperatory to getting them packed. And I come across this set of top ten lists my sibs and I did Way the Hell Back When... Some are... amusing.
Top Ten Reasons Why Bart Gave up on Leah
written by Katye Cotton
10. Was afraid of going "Bonkers".
9. Was beginning to like Country music (help!).
8. Decided that he'd rather hit on Gabe's hot girlfriend.
7. Wanted to be beaten up for hitting on Gabe's hot girlgriend.
6. Bart, being the wuss that he is, got scared off.
5. He didn't want to have to wait in line.
4. Was afraid, that if he didn't, the Cottons would write a stupid Top Ten List about him. (Gosh)
3. Decided that he was looking for beuaty and brains; is now after Mary Kay.
2. He is allergic to makeup.
1. Was afraid of being Bobbited.
Top Ten Bad Things About Having the Cottons as Your Friends
10. The nasty, crude jokes told about you at 1:00 in the morning on Sunday nights.
9. Calling you up and making you help move while there is no food in the house.
8. Hearing Ana and Gabe talk about their cool friends that you never meet.
7. Having the flesh stripped off your arm by Gabe's viscious little dog.
6. Having Ana expound on wild theories of Alternate Universe, Top 10 Lists, and people she knows who know people in bands.
5. They never fight amongst themselves.
4. They never let you borrow anything in their vast, extensive video tape collection.
3. Gabe beats up on anyone who hits on his hot girlfriend.
2. Jenna and Katye love the Lion King. 'nuff said.
1. You are forced to help make (or hear) their dump Top 10 Lists.
Top Ten Good Things About Having the Cottons As Your Friends
10. You can stay up until 1:00 in the morning on Sunday nights making fun of other people.
9. They're just basically totally awesome.
8. Jenna can teach you a game called Mal.
7. Gabe's sweaty, manly, body.
6. Their cool video collection.
5. They hate the Power Rangers.
4. They want to murder Barney.
3. Katye's cool cat who sits in the middle of your card games.
2. Gabe's hot girlfriend.
1. Their really cool Top 10 Lists.
Top Ten Reasons Why Bart is Madly In Love With Alexis
10. He has this thing for blondes.
9. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
8. Abby dumped him.
7. She's not Leah.
6. Katye's taken.
5. Can't help himself.
4. Carol won't take him.
3. Wants to wear T-shirt that says, "She's with stupid."
2. Thought that if he was Gabe would stop beating him up so much.
1. Her sweaty body.
Top Ten Cool Things at Archon 18
10. The Grumpy Old Man was actually alive at the meeting Sunday.
9. Pierre and Sandy's presentation at the Masquerade.
8. Shoney's at 1:30 in the morning on Friday night.
7. That guy from Kentucky was weirder than us.
6. The guy in pink spandex.
5. Sucking jell-o through a straw at Ponderosa.
4. The panels. NOT!
3. Visions is that. Much. Closer.
2. The crush velvet Ferengi wasn't there.
1. I survived.
We were very young, as you can see. Plus, Archon 18? You can see my disgust of panels as far back as 1994. *creaks* ok. Now I feel old. ;)
Please pay with all the tea in China.
So, I dug these old notebooks out, preperatory to getting them packed. And I come across this set of top ten lists my sibs and I did Way the Hell Back When... Some are... amusing.
Top Ten Reasons Why Bart Gave up on Leah
written by Katye Cotton
10. Was afraid of going "Bonkers".
9. Was beginning to like Country music (help!).
8. Decided that he'd rather hit on Gabe's hot girlfriend.
7. Wanted to be beaten up for hitting on Gabe's hot girlgriend.
6. Bart, being the wuss that he is, got scared off.
5. He didn't want to have to wait in line.
4. Was afraid, that if he didn't, the Cottons would write a stupid Top Ten List about him. (Gosh)
3. Decided that he was looking for beuaty and brains; is now after Mary Kay.
2. He is allergic to makeup.
1. Was afraid of being Bobbited.
Top Ten Bad Things About Having the Cottons as Your Friends
10. The nasty, crude jokes told about you at 1:00 in the morning on Sunday nights.
9. Calling you up and making you help move while there is no food in the house.
8. Hearing Ana and Gabe talk about their cool friends that you never meet.
7. Having the flesh stripped off your arm by Gabe's viscious little dog.
6. Having Ana expound on wild theories of Alternate Universe, Top 10 Lists, and people she knows who know people in bands.
5. They never fight amongst themselves.
4. They never let you borrow anything in their vast, extensive video tape collection.
3. Gabe beats up on anyone who hits on his hot girlfriend.
2. Jenna and Katye love the Lion King. 'nuff said.
1. You are forced to help make (or hear) their dump Top 10 Lists.
Top Ten Good Things About Having the Cottons As Your Friends
10. You can stay up until 1:00 in the morning on Sunday nights making fun of other people.
9. They're just basically totally awesome.
8. Jenna can teach you a game called Mal.
7. Gabe's sweaty, manly, body.
6. Their cool video collection.
5. They hate the Power Rangers.
4. They want to murder Barney.
3. Katye's cool cat who sits in the middle of your card games.
2. Gabe's hot girlfriend.
1. Their really cool Top 10 Lists.
Top Ten Reasons Why Bart is Madly In Love With Alexis
10. He has this thing for blondes.
9. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
8. Abby dumped him.
7. She's not Leah.
6. Katye's taken.
5. Can't help himself.
4. Carol won't take him.
3. Wants to wear T-shirt that says, "She's with stupid."
2. Thought that if he was Gabe would stop beating him up so much.
1. Her sweaty body.
Top Ten Cool Things at Archon 18
10. The Grumpy Old Man was actually alive at the meeting Sunday.
9. Pierre and Sandy's presentation at the Masquerade.
8. Shoney's at 1:30 in the morning on Friday night.
7. That guy from Kentucky was weirder than us.
6. The guy in pink spandex.
5. Sucking jell-o through a straw at Ponderosa.
4. The panels. NOT!
3. Visions is that. Much. Closer.
2. The crush velvet Ferengi wasn't there.
1. I survived.
We were very young, as you can see. Plus, Archon 18? You can see my disgust of panels as far back as 1994. *creaks* ok. Now I feel old. ;)