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Never have I wanted to be able to freeze time more.
Ok, and punch someone in the face.
You are getting on the highway, your on ramp ends shortly and there's a car in the lane next to you, but a little ahead.
Do you:
A. Slow down by a tenth of a mile and nip behind the car (there's more than enough room).
B. Drive into the median.
C. Speed up, nearly side-swipe the car you're passing, and jump into their lane causing them to hit the breaks really hard and almost cause an accident while they veer into the other traffic lane to avoid your stupid ass.
?
If you're the motherfucking moronic jackass who almost killed me earlier, you picked C. *seethes* I still want to punch him in the face.
BTW. All this stuff about 'women drivers' being horrible is bullshit. I've been nearly hit by more men than women, and 70% of them were on their fucking cell phones.
You are getting on the highway, your on ramp ends shortly and there's a car in the lane next to you, but a little ahead.
Do you:
A. Slow down by a tenth of a mile and nip behind the car (there's more than enough room).
B. Drive into the median.
C. Speed up, nearly side-swipe the car you're passing, and jump into their lane causing them to hit the breaks really hard and almost cause an accident while they veer into the other traffic lane to avoid your stupid ass.
?
If you're the motherfucking moronic jackass who almost killed me earlier, you picked C. *seethes* I still want to punch him in the face.
BTW. All this stuff about 'women drivers' being horrible is bullshit. I've been nearly hit by more men than women, and 70% of them were on their fucking cell phones.
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As for the "women drivers" thing, a quick look at insurance tables for male and female drivers debunks that forever! Apparently men and women do have a similar number of accidents after the age of 25 (young men have far more), but men have worse accidents, at higher speeds, as you nearly saw today.
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