Where is my flying car, science?

[lyssie]

1. I has drugs. Die, uti, DIE. (also, can the cylons steal my ovaries now, pls?)

2. People are tempting me to create a femslash comm for Burton's Alice in W movie. Over on fs we need a name (I am reminded of writing Sarah/Jaime off of promo shots and a thirty-second commercial)

3. Ishouldbeinbed

Comments

[samstareagle.livejournal.com]

Me and my best friend WERE going to build a flying car (or at least a scale model) that worked off of a simple conductive plate flywheel mechanism creating a stable torsion field around the frame for our 8th grade science project...but they didn't let us do that since that apparently wasn't "science" (THEIR WORDS), so I ended up playing music to flowers and was responsible for the suicide of three plants after having them listen to Metallica, Fleetwood Mac, and some sad country album (died of rage, died of depression, died of a broken heart respectively...it was so visually obvious what their emotions were it was FREAKY)...however in my defense, I DID play nature sounds to one which caused it to live the equivalent extra lifespan of a Human being living to be 450. I apparently proved that plants are people too. More evidence in my argument for eating bacon instead of an innocent and sentient salad.

TRUE.

In short, I don't have your car ready. Sorry. Please don't wish me into the cornfield.

:P

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

Please don't wish me into the cornfield.

*barks*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*snerk* EXCUSEs, EXCUSES. =D

[crazedturkey.livejournal.com]

Ovaries are pesky little buggers. Man do I want to scab the little bastards most of the time.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

YES. *glares at them*

[scalderwood.livejournal.com]

Regarding the flying car, most people have problems enough driving in two dimensions, I don't want to see what they'd be like driving in three dimensions. :P

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Pfft. I would be AWESOME in a flying car.

[scalderwood.livejournal.com]

Yes *you* would be. But most of the other drivers would not be.

[havocthecat]

2. DO IT! :)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I am checking to see what's out there. I'm sort of leaning towards TWO comms now--one for Alice/White Queen and one for femslash in OZ and Wonderland (I might be wrong, but there isn't something like that in the latter--there's a Tin Man Az/DG femslash comm, but as far as I can tell, outside of Wicked, there isn't any. ok, so there probably isn't an awful lot of interest, either. BUT.)

(also, femslashinozland is sort of catchy)

[ladyniko.livejournal.com]

Drink your cranberry juice for the UTI. That's what they told me when I kept getting them w/ my gallbladder attacks.

Seriously - I would have LOVED a flying car today - would have made my drive home from St. Charles so much easier! MO Hwy 94 is a p.i.t.a. outside of St. Charles to drive & even worse when you're tired. :-p