AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR OUT OF CONTEXT THEATRE.

[lyssie]

"I think he's a very attractive man, but I wouldn't want to run into Vin Diesel's penis in a dark alley."

Comments

[havocthecat]

…so not asking.

[samstareagle.livejournal.com]

Well neither would I...:P

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

*forced to agree*

[miera-c.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. You just reminded me of a dream I once had that I wish I could wipe from my memory.

[karate0kat.livejournal.com]

...would a lighted alley be OK though? That's the really pressing issue here, I think.

[zahdahe.livejournal.com]

OK! I'm obviously the only one who doesn't have a problem.

What? I like a challenge!