Say what? Lyssie, now with 100% more wholesome

[lyssie]

1. Review received at ff'net:
The wholesome standards are high.

The language is pretty clean.
Nothing is suggestively offensive.
No extreme violence or any other vile content.

I hope this review brightens your day. God bless.

It sort of makes me want to write hardcore porn as the sequel now. (except I don't really want porn of Vala/John Sheppard, so. Vala/Teyla, otoh)

2. Did I mention I finished Vigilante? I did. The problem is the book doesn't so much as come to a natural conclusion as just

Stop. Like that.

It's annoying, and makes me wonder what crack the editor was on that they didn't go, "...err, btw..."

3. I am almost out of McEwan Marples. I actually went through them ridiculously fast. OMG JANE AND JANE SOLVING CRIMES TOGETHER. Also, REG as Marple's nephew. BWAHAHAH (I'm pleased that the nephew she'd mentioned more than once got to show up, too!)

4. Oops. The dvr has been full of Forensic files since 12/5.

Comments

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Oooh ooh maybe you're gonna appear on one of them really bizarre Christian websites that lists 'suitable' material like movies. Only for fanfic.

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

CAPalert's fanfiction affiliate? =D

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I wasn't trying hard enough, probably. ;D

[karate0kat.livejournal.com]

Ff'net reviews are always fun. I got my one negative review ever there. And it wasn't, like, well thought out or constructive, which I would have welcomed. Because the people there are special.

[karate0kat.livejournal.com]

...
...lucky *mumble mumble*
...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I've not gotten a lot of negative ones, but you're right, I usually get them there.

Mostly, though, I get 'this was nice' or 'liked it' type reviews there.

And some are weird and make no sense, too.

[wishfulaces.livejournal.com]

I could get behind Vala/Teyla porn. (I still want Sam/Teyla and stick-fighting. Hmmm.)

I loved REG as Miss Marple's nephew. :)

[ultranos-fic.livejournal.com]

(I still want Sam/Teyla and stick-fighting. Hmmm.)

Hot and sweaty after trying to smack each other with sticks and/or beating all the boys in stick-fighting?

Oh, that's a happy mental image.

[wishfulaces.livejournal.com]

See? See? Has somebody written this yet?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Stick-fighting. And so could I. ;D

He made me all gleeful and flaily, especially since even he was all "my aunt is the awesomest ever <3 <3 <3 <3"

[wishfulaces.livejournal.com]

I know! He was adorable about it! But then, she really is a pretty awesome aunt. :)

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

LOL - that is the most random review comment ever!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yes! I'm vaguely frightened about them reading anything else I've read, though.

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the Marple where she says "Balls!" and holds up her yarn? I LOL'd.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I HAVE. It was possibly one of the best moments ever.

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

1. I think your review just out-wierded some I've gotten in the past. (it reads like its from the Guidlines page before we're allowed to post fic)

[meresy.livejournal.com]

Man, I wish my wholesome standards could live up to yours...

[stealth-rose.livejournal.com]

dude. Vala/Teyla would probably make their brain asplode a lot bigger and faster.