lyssie: (Roper facepalm)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2009-12-01 06:00 pm

This just in...

Today, in a shocking turn of events, the alternator and new battery died in an apparent murder-suicide pact. Sources close to the victims are refusing to comment, although rumor has it that the car they reside in nearly stalled out on I-94 and was delivered, mostly by coasting, to Firestone.

Further reports detail the need for a fuel injector cleaning and an engine diagnostic, but those reports are incomplete.

Funeral arrangements are being held tonight with a very large drink.

Moya is now running fine again, but I don't want to think about how much much just went in and right back out again of my checking account thanks to rent being due as well.

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