lyssie: (Paulla loves guns)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2009-09-05 02:15 am

Per the guys on the other side of the table...

The reason women don't like Heinlein is that we don't have penises.

Obviously, we'll have to buy ourselves a few.

[identity profile] timjr.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, oooh, maybe I can rent you mine?

[identity profile] timjr.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm not sure I can come up with a reply that doesn't sound really dirty.

[identity profile] triciabyrne1978.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
So... I'm thinking it can't get much dirtier than the conversations going on about the table tonight.

Apparently, it needs to be a symbiote penis in a canobic jar and giving us testosterone in order for us to fully appreciate all that is Heinlein.

[identity profile] timjr.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
See, I'm not sure Heinlein is really worth enjoying. And I have a penis.

[identity profile] greycoupon.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
iluvu

Heinlen, not so much.

[identity profile] triciabyrne1978.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
See, *I* enjoy Heinlein.

I just happen to think that Asimov is better than Heinlein.

And apparently, the male penile presentation challenge has been dropped. The men at the table seem to think that you need to show up and prove your manhood.

[identity profile] timjr.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
I really like 'All You Zombies'. That's sadly the extent of it, though.

I also wish I were at the con, for I would totally walk over and drop my pants.

[identity profile] triciabyrne1978.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
I think I am TOTALY regretting the fact that I told my friend that her husband wasn't drunk. I totally, unintentionally LIED.

[identity profile] rebelliousrose.livejournal.com 2009-09-08 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
The Hooters version? (Of "All You Zombies".)

I love Heinlein. My penis is purple, in my drawer and has a bunny on it. ;}

Lyssie, it was SO great to have dinner with you. High point. TOTALLY.

[identity profile] rosewildeirish.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I enjoy Heinlein too. Part of it is, he's a product of his times. And we've changed so much, a lot of people can't disconnect from their own worldview, I think.

Not necessarily a bad thing - I don't want the world to go back to a lot of the 1940s and 1950s worldview.

[identity profile] greycoupon.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
It would be worse if you were offering a freebie.

[identity profile] greycoupon.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Dont you know that having a peepee raises the IQ at least 20 points.

[identity profile] triciabyrne1978.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
See, and I thought it dipped it by at least 50.

[identity profile] raincitygirl.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
they're on sale at Ikea!

[identity profile] ellestra.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
I got stuck on "women don't like Heinlein" and then I read on and it got worse. I suppose that when I went through my Stranger in a Strange Land phase an invisible penis must have stuck to me. I grew out of Heinlein but I love hard SF and space opera and have a soft spot for the classics - him and Asimov, Clarke, van Vogt.

I wonder where all those people been hiding all their lives that they somehow manage to miss all the female geeks. All those comics, epic fantasy and hard SF loving women I see everywhere. I also know of men addicted to urban fantasy romance. Literary taste is not penis-dependent.

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
If I struggle really, really hard, I can pretend that they're secretly enlightened, and they think it's like how a lot of women hate Hemmingway because female sexuality is evil unless you've been raped, in which case, you have no worth unless a man tells you you do.

ETA: Bleh. Too early to be clever. I should just watch something with a lot of death and violence until I wake up.
Edited 2009-09-05 13:45 (UTC)

[identity profile] ladyniko.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't like Hemmingway because his stories were always, always so bloody boring and depressing. (Severe depression left untreated, ja?)

I did sort of like The Old Man and the Sea, but man, the rest of his stuff... snore fest! (I have a memory for books read & man, Parkway West Sr. High made some strange choices for their literature they chose for us to read. :-p)

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that too. Actually, they're so dull that I don't ermember plot details of the ones I read except "uhm...war?"
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[personal profile] scarfman 2009-09-05 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)

Given the presumably unintended misogyny peppering much of his work, and his clumsy overcompensating in his later works, I can see how this phrasure could occur to someone (someone who has a penis) as a rhetorical simplification of a complex argument that couldn't be put forward properly in less than a dozen words or perhaps paragraphs.

mtgat: (Jack-a-Eo)

[personal profile] mtgat 2009-09-05 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
This. I can separate out the things I enjoy about Heinlein from his whoa!outdated worldview, but I also know that, had a penis, I would find that process much easier. (She says, having observed this process in Husband, who has the option of being oblivious and often takes this option in his media choices.)

Shorter: men have many more media options available which do not start out with the supposition that they are not fully human.

[identity profile] quietdarkness.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I love Heinlein. What's what with Heinlein?

[identity profile] rosewildeirish.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...I originally read this as "women don't like Heineken." Don't ask me why.

Gave a really different interpretation to the second line, however.

[identity profile] zahdahe.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I've tried reading him, but I have to give up. My brain just can't absorb it all. Must be my lack of dangly bits! Also some of the plot is (well for me)just jackass stupid! Sorry, I know he is well liked in the scifi world. I just don't even try anymore! Sticking with Phillip Dick!
and Octavia Butler.

good idea!

[identity profile] rodlox.livejournal.com 2009-09-09 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
because "I trusted the rug completely."

wait....

[identity profile] rodlox.livejournal.com 2009-09-09 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
neither do the Puppet Masters!

(not sure about the Star Beast)