Leverage ficlet, untitled

[lyssie]

Written as commentspam elsewhere. No spoilers, etc.

"Why do I have to be the elf?"

Hardison sighed, and then brightened, "Elves steal things."

"Really?" Parker looked a little less annoyed.

"Lots of things. And they're real good at sneaking in places."

Eliot snorted and considered all the ways he could hurt Alec with the twelve-sided die sitting in front of him.

"Sneaking is good. Are there paintings in this imaginary world?" Parker was never one to let an opportunity go to waste, after all.

"Yeah. A museum and everything." Maybe he shouldn't have come up with this idea for team bonding night. Not that they knew that's what it was, and Sophie and Nate had both bowed out two seconds after he'd suggested it. But Alec Hardison genuinely liked (most) people, and wanted to show his teammates that.

If they'd just quit complaining about the games he'd picked for them to play.

"OK. I'm an elf." Parker leaned forward and dumped a handful of dice in front of Hardison, "Which one do I start with?"

It was gonna be a long night.

Comments

[wishfulaces.livejournal.com]

*snort, snorfle, guffaw*

Oh, Hardison, you have your work cut out for you.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*eg* Yes.Yes, he has.

[wishfulaces.livejournal.com]

I love that he's even trying. Because of course that's how Parker & Eliot would react.

[hecatesknickers.livejournal.com]

HEE. *pictures Parker as an elf*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

She would have pointy ears! And be grumpy!

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

it could be worse, Hardison...she could learn of the hoarding habits of dragons, and feel closer affinity/kinship there.

excellent fic!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Very good point. *shudder*

Thank you. =)

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

Hardison: "Uh, Eliot, man, orcs can't go through walls."
Eliot: "I thought that's why they wore all that armor."
(either Nate or Michael Westen): "Well, its unlikely to have been guarded."
Sophie: "I didn't know orcs could throw orcs
Parker: "Might as well have rung a bell for every archer and fighter inside and around the castle," *frowns at Eliot*
Eliot: "Hey, we're in, alright? Besides, you're a rogue mage, aren't you?"
Parker: "Specialized in thievery, weren't you listening?"
Sophie: "To be fair, Parker, we weren't expecting you to have seven pages of expository about your mage."
Hardison: *facepalms about it all*

you're very welcome.

[ijemanja.livejournal.com]

Hee, oh kids.

Parker is totally an elf.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

POINTY EARS, TNT. I DEMAND IT. pls.

[dameange.livejournal.com]

{chuckles} thank you, I totally needed that.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! =)

[ladyniko.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Oh, so humorous. :)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Thank you =)