lyssie: (Kara and Sam are in loooooooove)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2009-02-28 12:32 am
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BSG: ridiculous spec post

There are no spoilers for upcoming episodes here, just awesomely crap spec. 7 theories about Sam and Kara... (there are spoilers through tonight's episode, though)

1. Sam will become a hybrid. The prevailing fan theory is that Sam will become Galactica's hybrid (I wrote fic off that, though it was porn).

2. Sam will become the base ship's hybrid. I just now thought of this, but the Cylons have been very "we want Anders" over the last two episodes, one even mentioned hooking him up to the data stream on the base ship.

3. Sam is a hybrid and Kara, for some reason (maybe because she's an 'angel') will meld with him, a la Decker, V'ger and Ilia (we know Ron loves stealing old ST plotlines, just look at the botched 'what makes us sentient' stuff).

4. Sam is the hybrid on the base ship, Kara becomes hybrid on the Galactica. OUTERSPACE SHIP PORN, people. I bet the base ship thinks the battlestar is sexy.

5. None of the above. Sam wakes up. Kara confesses her love.

6. Sam doesn't wake up. Kara lets Cottle pull the plug.

7. Sam wakes up. Kara walks out and tells Lee it's time for babies.

[identity profile] hecatesknickers.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
I WILL ONLY ACCEPT #5.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Baby, YOU KNOW I WILL WRITE THE SPACESHIP PORNS. If it happens.

[identity profile] hecatesknickers.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
...

I need to go scrub my brain now.
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[identity profile] hecatesknickers.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yes. I would just need way more to drink than I had tonight to actually enjoy it.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
I was trying to pretend it did not exist. IF THEY ARE BOTH ALIVE THERE CAN BE SEXYTIMES STILL.

[identity profile] frolicndetour.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
NO. Marcus was OMG so lame. Kara is not an effete British virgin. ;)

[identity profile] frolicndetour.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
I will accept 5, also. :D
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
The thing that scares me is that half the shit he's pulled has been predicted by half my flist already. I'm just waiting to see how much more we'll get right (how come he has a tv show and I don't?)
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[personal profile] scarfman 2009-02-28 09:08 am (UTC)(link)

Sam'll wake up, or do something that'll justify Trucco sitting in that chair for four weeks and counting or however long it's been - or he'd've died right away. You don't keep an actor around like that if you're not going to use him. It's Chekhov's coma patient.

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[personal profile] truthmaker 2009-02-28 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm still wondering if they'll finally pull the plug and he'll download. Yeah, I know that the Cylon:TNG models can't download since the destruction of the hub but does that limitation also apply to the Five?

Back in the first ep with Hellen 2.0, Cavil dropped a line about the colony not being destroyed. What colony was this? Maybe I missed something but the Five had a ship where they could download (Sam mentioned it befored he turned veggie) We also know the journey from Earth to the colonies took 2000 years (no jump tech, remember) so they had to have a way to download during the journey. So, where's the ship? I have a feeling we've not heard the last of it.
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[identity profile] cujoy.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
#5 Please. (Or a combination of #2 & # 4 because that would put the porn in space porn and would be totally worth it!)

And I agree with the above. If there wasn't going to be a payoff of some kind with Sam, they wouldn't have kept Trucco around and sitting in that make-up chair.
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[personal profile] truthmaker 2009-02-28 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, just had an evil thought. Do we actually know that Tucco was on set for the final episodes? What we've seen of him in the last two episodes could easily have been filmed in a day.
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[personal profile] ancarett 2009-02-28 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
#4 -- The Ship Who Sang series by Anne McCaffrey touched on this a little bit. Would be willing to go there again with these two for sure!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
YAH. I know, which is why, if it happens? I AM TOTALLY MOCKING EVERYONE WHO CALLS IT ORIGINAL.
ancarett: (SMOF Six and Doral BSG)

[personal profile] ancarett 2009-02-28 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
But RDM is a genius who never, ever reuses an idea!

/end googly-eyed fan pronouncement

It's actually more fun to try and catch all the references they're cramming in, especially with this as the final season.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Catching references is why I watch Duck Dodgers. (possibly, I need to pony up and get me some dvds eta: woe, for there appear to be no Duck Dodgers dvds. DAMN YOU, WORLD. WHY ARE YOU NOT ORDERED FOR MY CONVENIENCE?)
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[personal profile] ancarett 2009-02-28 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
And while we're at it, what is it with shows like BSG selling their DVD sets in half-season bundles for just as much as an entire season.

*grumbles*

More DVDs for everybody!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
YES. That dvd game is why I refuse to buy the second season. I'm not paying twice as much for half the content, dammit. (season four suckered me, but there was a prettypretty booklet and Kara's dogtags, which off-sets the cost. now if 4.5 would come out with Sam's or Lee's dogtags, it's all good)

I also feel sorry for the people who bought Razor separately, because it's on the 4.0 discs.
ancarett: (Endure Roslin BSG)

[personal profile] ancarett 2009-02-28 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
My husband got me Razor on DVD as a gift last year when the TV-movie aired. Boy was he unimpressed when it was bundled into the 4.0 DVDs I got for Christmas this year!

[identity profile] zahdahe.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
NO SEX WITH LEE!(^&&******(*&(*%$) SEX IS ONLY ALLOWED WITH SAM!

(skulking in a corner with a gun with exlpoding shell - waiting for Ron).