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ew. do not want. SO MUCH
Will someone, someone from SG fandom, please explain to me why Aris Boch, an ugly-ass motherfrakker, is getting PORN written for him in the porn battle?
Because that's like writing Davros into porn.
Ugh.
I just squicked myself out, there.
Also. When I read something that is supposedly a het pairing, and you're basically writing it to call the girl a slut and extoll the virtues of one brother's love for another?
Ew. Please go shoot yourself in the head.
(stretched inner walls is also so not hot)
Because that's like writing Davros into porn.
Ugh.
I just squicked myself out, there.
Also. When I read something that is supposedly a het pairing, and you're basically writing it to call the girl a slut and extoll the virtues of one brother's love for another?
Ew. Please go shoot yourself in the head.
(stretched inner walls is also so not hot)
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Yes. This. WTH?
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Ew.
I'm trying to decide if I want to dunk my head in a bucket of bleach (again), or wander off and stare at the Sam/Vala prompts.
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Although Sam and Vala with anyone (except Ba'al, because, ew) is also good.
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Just for clarification. :)
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It's over here: http://oxoniensis.livejournal.com/394717.html the second post is linked off the first.
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I know! It throws me right out, usually. Even worse? The mountain of "OMG SO HOT" comments it commands.
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...you're joking, right?
Please, dear merciful Eru, tell me you're joking?
Because that's like writing Davros into porn.
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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Thanks ever so much for that mental image.
Now to partake in a clensing ritual of clawing at my eyes and asking, "Why, god, why?"
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You should write us some Sam/Jack porn.no subject
Aris Boch?
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Look, if they want a one-off charcter for porn, there were plenty of perfectly fine, strapping, Jaffa.
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...Nah, that's about as much defense as I can muster.
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Which just makes it an insult to his work that apparently some people didn't notice that the character was not someone any self-respecting person should actually want to have sex with.
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That may be the key phrase there. ;)
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However. Parker/Sophie/Eliot, y?
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Umm, is fifth in line for this weekend's to be completed writing projects. Which is not counting the four I'm waiting to get back from beta. Hmmmm, maybe I should make myself a note on that. Hmmmm.
I'm thinking Eliot might have to be a little drunk. Not to loosen up for funtimes, because I don't think he has that problem, but because who Sophie is interested in and who is interested in Sophie. Eliot could take him in a fight, but that's not a fight he wants to have, ya know?
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Is it bad I'm jonesing for new ship fic? I mean, I don't usually, but I want something new, that I didn't write, NOW. (Quality, of course, and not by anyone in this conversation.)
Have to watch my words because I nearly said more.
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"HELLO..BIG BOY..DO YOU WANT TO "EXTERMINATE" MEEEEEEE?!"
"My new dalek is perfect...PERFECT!...PEERRRRRRRFEEEEEEECT!!!!!"
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All I can think is that it's ironic that het writers (or, I guess femslash, IDK) are stretching things that shouldn't be when slash writers DON'T. They all need to have a nice sit down and get a lesson in anatomy. *twitch*
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*stabs*
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Actually.
I'm pretty sure there were two.
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But Inara pwning him might work.
Or a random crossover with Faye Valentine/Jubal Early. That might work. (oh, hey)
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*hands some over*