Man, my Bones icon is sorta hot on my mother's monitor

[lyssie]

So you get Billy instead.

Anyway.

Am alive. There would have been phone posts, had the WIND OF ILLINOIS NOT TRIED TO KILL ME A LOT.

I suspect that hell might have frozen over somewhere. I went to church with my parents and did not burst into flame. I didn't write porn on the order of service, either. (I did write a note about Calypso telling Jesus that he 'had a touch of destiny about' him. Because I have to keep my hand in with that whole going to hell business)

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[aj.livejournal.com]

DON'T DIE, LYSSIE.

Also... HUZZAH for awesome Christmas present in the usage of Billy!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I plan not to! *uses Billy again*

I was thinking, Billy needs a new best dead buddy. I shall have to ponder this (though I have this terrible idea about Davy Jones showing up on the Couch)

[aj.livejournal.com]

He's so usable and squishy. *snogs him*

And he DOES. Although, wasn't the last we saw of him when Jean decided to maul him thoroughly? He might need a break for rehydration. :\ *pats his hair*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Orange juice. Billy needs orange juice. And maybe some protein.

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

I didn't write porn on the order of service, either.

*chokes* <3

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I was sandwiched between parents. Makes it a little harder.

[zahdahe.livejournal.com]

Nice to know that you didn't catch fire upon stepping foot on holy ground. Mind you I think you were a very good daughter for going. I however didn't and am probably spending 60 gazillion eons in purgatory! Crimbo is over now. write PORNAGE!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

bwah. I am pondering it.