Come on down, it's Confession Time!

[lyssie]

1. I have this mad desire to write Leverage fic wherein Sophie is Nate's kid's mom, but she gave him to Nate, 'cause he'd make a better father and all. And it was a wacky one-night stand or something, and they don't even have sex anymore. But, they used to. Yeah, I don't know, either.

2. I have this desperate desire for someone to vid Kara/Sam (BSG) to Paramore's Decode. Yeah, that stupid song from the Twilight soundtrack. THEIR LUV IS SO EPIC, YOU GUYS. Sam would totally short-circuit her viper so she couldn't go anywhere without her. eta: Also, Sam Carter, unlike Sam Anders, has the mechanical skillz to do so. mmm. OT3.

3. I want Leverage/every fandom ever crossover fic. Especially NCIS. (oh shit, now I have Ziva and Parker discussing shoes in my head)

4. Forensic Files has left me with the impression that anyone considered a "good christian", "law-abiding citizen" and/or "good cop" is probably a serial rapist with a history of sodomizing puppies with a chainsaw.

5. That said, FF and other reality forensic shows do not squick me anywhere near as much as Law and Order: SVU does. Visually, it seemed to be the "how often can we show women half-nude being degraded?" hour. I watched 90% of the episode on fast-forward. I should not have felt like I was being visually assaulted.

6. As for the original L&O, I caught an episode last week with Katee Sackhoff. She was being PTSD-woman again. Maybe she's right, maybe she should do some romantic comedies before she gets type-cast as the battered wife actor. Other than that, I learned two things from that episode of L&O: a] Lupo the detective is gay for the lawyer guy. b] women are stupid for learning self-defense and only women who aren't right in the head (or are victims waiting to happen) would ever learn martial arts or to shoot a gun.

7. I said something nice about Ron Moore the other day. I'm sorry, Texas, I didn't mean to make it snow. :/

eta2: 8. I knew I'd forget this. BUT. When I'm bored (as in stir-crazy like a mofo) at work, I hit up Skiffy and run searches on terms like 'blanders'. Which is all well and good until people start talking about Tailhook. *shudder*

Comments

[dameange.livejournal.com]

3. I want Leverage/every fandom ever crossover fic. Especially NCIS. (oh shit, now I have Ziva and Parker discussing shoes in my head)

okay, so,

1. when can i expect this to be post to geteven_getfic?

and 2. what can i bribe you with to get you to write this? {wink}

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

It depends on if I can find something vaguely resembling a plot that isn't "Parker was bored and snuck into training at NCIS"

....although that isn't a bad one.

Also, why did they have to name her Parker? Sigh. Keeping her and Miss Parker from the Pretender straight is going to be more interesting than keeping my Sams straight. Although Miss P isn't much into random explosions. Hrm.

(Jarod never helped Nate, 'cause Nate wasn't really in dire straights even if his kid died, THOUGH that would have been right up J's alley--I apologize for randomly babbling about the Pretender at you)

It is a possibility that it's late and my brain is trying to shut down.

[ijemanja.livejournal.com]

I've watched the two eps of Leverage and I love it. They're criminals but they have standards and now they are using their powers for good instead of evil and it's weird.

I totally want that NCIS crossover, too. I'm sure there would be some reason for Ziva and Parker to jump off buildings together.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

YES. *gleeful* They are very weirded out by being sort of the good guys, except for Nate, who thinks they're all sort of, well, silly.

I am working on it.

[pataka02.livejournal.com]

I'm really liking Leverage (and I adore Sophie and well, all of them...) but I think my favorite OTP so far is Parker/money. She was just *so* happy to see the money.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

HAH. Yes. Yes, she was.

[dreagoddess.livejournal.com]

4. Forensic Files has left me with the impression that anyone considered a "good christian", "law-abiding citizen" and/or "good cop" is probably a serial rapist with a history of sodomizing puppies with a chainsaw.

...You mean they're not? Yeah, I've gotten a cynical view of humanity too. The more someone is a great friend of the family and great with the kids, the more convinced I am they're a pedophile. :p

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I'd say something about being sad at this downward slide in the morality in society, except I think it was always there. It's just more obvious now when it can be caught on tape.

*uses only christmas icon*

[wishfulaces.livejournal.com]

Leverage/NCIS! That's awesome! Parker interacting with everyone on NCIS would be kinda awesome, actually.

[centerspire.livejournal.com]

7. So that was you!?! Well, personally, I couldn't have been more thrilled. I am in Texas on a fluke and it's the first time I've seen snow in at least 7 years. I wonder if my plane is delayed for the same reason...