Yes. They are littering the roadway and have taken over your exit. much safer to stay home and come in to work hen it is safe (a safe work force is a living workforce who will be able to work tomorrow - or when the zombie crisis is over!)
Get a shotgun fill it with buckshot/sand/rice. The resulting injuries will have them doing the Thriller dance, thus causing you and loved ones to escape! Or I could send you one of my failed cooking experiments. They are guaranteed to kill all dead and undead things. Mum says my my seed bread should be regisitered as weaponry *Legal Weaponry*
Maybe it's just my recent SG:1 binge, but I think it'd be really funny to call up work sometime and be like "I can't come in. There's a foothold situation." And then just hang up.
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...maybe it's just me...
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