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lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2008-09-09 09:18 pm

ficlet: Kara/Sam/Leoben, untitled, PG

Mostly. Set post-Revelations. (and suddenly, I know why there's [apparently] domestic-y Kara/Sam/Leoben. Because anything else takes too long)




Kara's sprawled with her head in Sam's lap and her feet in Leoben's. She thinks she's drunk. She thinks a lot of things about how she isn't human and neither are the two Cylons she's sprawled across, but she doesn't bother to articulate it. They don't need to hear it and saying it will just piss her off. Or maybe scare the frak out of her.

Absently, Sam's fingers are stroking through her hair--he's more drunk than she is, always has been a frakking light-weight. She can't tell about Leoben. Frakking Cylon doesn't show much of anything, with his head tipped back and eyes gazing up at the stars.

"Hey," Sam tugs at her the ends of her hair. His voice is a little slurred, and he's a little slow as he articulates his question, "Anymore ambrosia?"

"Sammy." Not moving, not really, Kara arches her back a little, as his nails press into her scalp. Even drunk off his ass, he's still good at this. "Ain't been ambrosia since I rescued your ass from Caprica."

"Oh." that takes him a moment to process and then he tips his head down to sorta leer at her. "Hey, baby."

"You're drunk."

He grins, "So are you."

"I'm not, if anyone cares." murmurs Leoben.

The mood isn't spoiled, and it doesn't stop. It just shifts slightly. Kara tilts her own head to stare at the Cylon at her feet. "You could be useful."

Leoben doesn't raise his eyebrows--he's too contained for that. But he gives the impression of asking how, with a sardonic look that says whatever she suggests will be met with mockery.

"My feet," Kara informs him, wiggling them in his lap, being sure to press the heels of her boots down against sensitive flesh, "hurt."

"You want me to cut them off?"

"No, dumbass, I want a massage." with a roll of her eyes and neck, Kara looks back up at Sam, "He's a Cylon, doesn't he come with good hands like you?"

Like it's not a stupid thing to say. Sam's still prickly about being a Cylon. He stiffens and glares at Leoben, like it's his fault.

And maybe it is.

Kara shifts and prods Leoben again. "Boots off. Hands to be making with the rubbing."

Which is a perfectly ridiculous thing to be saying to the Cylon you'd once killed a lot. Not that Kara cares over-much for the definitions of reality and logic at the best of times.

There's a sound from Leoben and then he starts pulling Kara's boots off. It wasn't a sigh and it wasn't a curse. Kara was too drunk to really place it and stopped caring about it an instant later.

"Hey, look," Sam says, his voice delighted as he leans sideways and snags something from the ground, "There's still more ambrosia."

Kara doesn't bother contradicting him. He'll figure it out when he gulps and kills the lining in his throat. Chief still made excellent rotgut, it was just a pity this wasn't his.

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[identity profile] meresy.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I find I don't really mind that you don't know where this came from. It makes me happy. :D

Kara shifts and prods Leoben again. "Boots off. Hands to be making with the rubbing."

Which is a perfectly ridiculous thing to be saying to the Cylon you'd once killed a lot.


Heeeeee. Those boys are doomed.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
AHAH.

Thank you, thank you.

They are so totally doomed. In a sick and twisted and not entirely happy (except the sex is good and sometimes, Kara gets a little smiley at them both, in that way which makes Sam start wondering if maybe she did come back a different person) way.

Sort of. ;]

[identity profile] inathunderstorm.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
"You want me to cut them off?"

LOL! Oh, Leoben.

::twirls you::

I am sick with some kind of stupid illness and coughing my head off and all feverish, and this made me warm and fuzzy and happy! ::twirls you::
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Awww. *hands over soup and cushions and a Leoben* He's probably pretty good at at least foot-rubs.

Thank you =)
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you =)

[identity profile] centerspire.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
YES. TO EVERYTHING.

I'm overly capslocky tonight. But. YES.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHAH. Is ok. I like capslockyness.

[identity profile] crickets.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Aww yay, I'm so glad you wrote this. It's very cute!

This totally made me laugh out loud:
"You want me to cut them off?"

Thank you for sharing, wherever it came from!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you =)

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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
ilu, back. *snuggles*

[identity profile] anno-superstar.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
heee. love.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you =)

[identity profile] lucyparavel.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
OOh, this is so interesting and seems very possible in some sort of future! Made me laugh several times. *G* Kara has to teach Leoben about foot rubbing. Maybe he can get some lessons from Sammy? I'm sure she's all ready trained him perfectly!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you ;]

You know it could be a possible future.

[identity profile] justmyb0nes.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
hehe kara and her boys, like it !
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you =)

*eyes icon happily*

[identity profile] cristullmonster.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
this made me teehee everywhere. :D poor boys.

edited because why don't i have an OT3 icon yet? what the hell is wrong with me?! D:
Edited 2008-09-10 08:55 (UTC)
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you =)

Dude, I don't even have one. *is bad, bad fangirl*

[identity profile] lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
aww... poor drunk Sammy forgetting that ambrosia has been replaced by algae mash liquor... and yes, foot rubbing Leoben is just funny.

But I gotta add, this? Because anything else takes too long
OMG YES. No kidding.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
HAH. You know he's always called it that and Kara continues to mock the crap out of him for being an idiot...

OMG YES. No kidding.

I KNOW. Because you can do quick stuff like this, or spend a much longer time writing something longer and darker that... er... never gets finished.

[identity profile] rose-griffes.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
This is funny and weird. A good weird, though.

Also, I need to requisition a foot-rubbing Leoben for myself. mmmm.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you =)

Yeah. I could use one of those, m'self. Siiigh.

[identity profile] leafmeal.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't had a foot rub till you've had a Cylon foot rub...

This put my mind in a good place. Thank you!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* This is so true. And Kara can taunt everyone with having the best. ;]

Thank you =) (and you're welcome)
akamine_chan: Created by me; please don't take (God!Leoben)

[personal profile] akamine_chan 2008-10-25 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hee.

Leoben doesn't raise his eyebrows--he's too contained for that. But he gives the impression of asking how, with a sardonic look that says whatever she suggests will be met with mockery.


Love Leoben's physicality - he manages to say so much without saying a word.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-10-25 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. =)

CKR is to blame for that, he does so much with his body that it's hard to translate (Sackhoff and Trucco are just as bad, bah).