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lucyparavel is kinda a dangerous substance. Like a class 1 drug...
[22:11]lucyparavel: so if Kara and Sam had an alternate life on modern day earth, what should they do? *ponders*
[22:11]lyssie : um... Sam could be a bike messenger.
[22:12]lucyparavel: hee! he's certainly in good shape to be
[22:12]lucyparavel: in NJC?
[22:12]lucyparavel: NYC i mean
[22:12]lyssie : Maybe?
[22:13]lucyparavel: Kara could be an artist and they live in a funky loft?
[22:16]lyssie : *snerk*
[22:16]lyssie : Yes
[22:18]lucyparavel: poor but in love and having fun! and sooner or later her art gets noticed, by cutting edge former model gallery owner Natalie
[22:19]lyssie : Sometimes they have to eat spaghetti made with ramen and ketchup?
[22:19]lyssie : Did Kara flunk out of some prestigious NYC Arte Institute?
[22:19]lucyparavel: awww yes *G* eaten by candle light when the power gets turned off!
[22:20]lucyparavel: hmm maybe not flunked-kicked out for some outrageous prank! how's that?
[22:22]lyssie : And she answers Sam's ad for a roommate in a loft.
[22:23]lucyparavel: *G* yes and thinks hmm he's pretty hot . . . and the money is right
[22:23]lucyparavel: aww but aren't they married? Not just fooling around?
[22:24]lyssie : They get married one night after they've been sleeping together and arguing, and they're drunk and Kara says it's a great tax shelter and Sam thinks she's pretty much the best thing ever, and--
[22:26]lucyparavel: *giggles* so what? they go to Atlantic City? Kara secretly thinks Sam is about the best ;>P
[22:26]lucyparavel: but she doesn't tell him so, of course
[22:30]lyssie : Atlantic city, or the nearest registry
[22:32]lucyparavel: *laughs* sounds good--Helo can be Kara's witness/hold the rings and tease them both, being not quite so drunk himself!
[22:32]lyssie : Helo's another student from Kara's School, but he didn't get kicked out.
[22:32]lyssie : He was her cohort in the prank, but she covered for him.
[22:33]lyssie : Sam's boss at the messenger place is Tom Zarek
[22:34]lucyparavel: hmm so it is a little sooner in their lives then? More early 20s? *Giggles* does that mean that some illegeal things are sometimes sent through the service? Big Tom can be kinda sleazy after all-but y'know Sam needs a job and he doesn't KNOW what's in the packages
[22:35]lyssie : Exactly.
[22:36]lyssie : Which then begs the question, should the Mob get involved and should Sam and Kara have to fight for their lives at some point and/or join witness protection and be moved somewhere to a quiet town?
[22:36]lucyparavel: hmm and hard bitten Senior Detective William Adama is on the case of bringing Zarek down?
[22:37]lucyparavel: so totally the Mob should be involved! and lotsa action--boo poor Kara going into witness protection and moving to Utah just as her art was getting popular!
[22:38]lyssie : *giggles*
[22:38]lyssie : Prosecutor Laura Roslin?
[22:40]lucyparavel: hmmm should Laura be a Prosecutor or someone more religious/in education? But yeah, that's fine. Leoben can be one of the shady mobsters
[22:42]lyssie : She can be a prosecutor who sometimes does guest lectures.
[22:42]lyssie : Roslin never wanted the religion, remember?
[22:42]lyssie : Baltar can be the Catholic Priest everyone talks to
[22:42]lucyparavel: oh that's right-she was against it at first, I'd forgotten
[22:42]lucyparavel: *Giggles* who's always breaking his vows then?
[22:42]lyssie : Yep.
[22:43]lyssie : He's been given his current parrish in the hopes it will either break him or straighten him out.
[22:43]lyssie : Unfortunately, Natalie's cousin Caprica lives nearby.
[22:43]lucyparavel: Totally-Baltar 'comforts' all sorts of women who come to him for councilling
[22:44]lucyparavel: *giggles*
[22:44]lucyparavel: as well as hard nosed top crime reported D'Anna of course!
[22:45]lyssie : Roslin has two assistants: Billy, the office-boy and Toy, the ambitious intern....
[22:46]lyssie : Not that they matter, since this is about Kara and Sam eating mac and cheese and not making a lot of money. ;]
[22:47]lucyparavel: heee, true! though is Sam hoping to break into the big leagues somehow?
[22:49]lyssie : Big leagues of what?
[22:49]lucyparavel: maybe he had to stop playing college ball because he needed to help his family/get a job? or was injured. Hmm what's most like P? Basketball? Sam looks more like a football or baseball to me though-he's so muscular
[22:51]lyssie : Meh. I'm over Sam being a sports star.
[22:53]lucyparavel: *laughs* that's cool
[22:53]lyssie : But him getting injured works? We could borrow Kara's knee for him. ;]
[22:53]lucyparavel: *Giggles* yes
[22:54]lucyparavel: and after that like I said, he went to work to help his poor little old grannie or something, that he still sends money to-he's such a nice guy
[23:00]lyssie : Yep.
[23:00]lyssie : His granny who takes one look at Kara, and snickers a lot.
[23:01]lyssie : And Sam, of course, is like his grandda, and Kara is like his granny, who was a pilot in the 50's and took no guff from no one and led his grandda on a merry dance.
[23:02]lucyparavel: heee! A WAC or whatever the women pilots during WWII were called? LOL, yes she totally did
[23:04]lyssie : *giggles* Something like that, yes.
[23:04]lyssie : Sigh. This is very silly. *g*
[23:05]lucyparavel: lol no sillier than most of our AUs! and is fun/relaxing. Bet if one of us posted this, people would want to read it
[23:05]lyssie : Anyway, granny is where they run after the Mob puts a hit out on them.
[23:06]lucyparavel: hee! does she not live in the city then? Is Sam a corn fed Iowa boy? ;>)
[23:10]lyssie : Nah. She just lives in, like, upstate New York. Which is mostly wilderness... ;]
[23:11]lucyparavel: *nods* yup, off the beaten track for sure--Kara really likes the old lady, which she thinks is strange but goes with. She can even out drink Kara!
[23:17]lyssie : And she has shotguns.
[23:18]lucyparavel: which come in handy w the mob after them-maybe a couple of big dogs also
[23:18]lyssie : And pellets, which take out at least one would-be assassin before Det. Adama shows up to whisk them all away.
[23:19]lucyparavel: *nods* poor Kara would be very unhappy in a cute suburban ranch in Utah though
[23:19]lucyparavel: so she and Sam will fight
[23:20]lyssie : Well, they could get moved anywhere in the country.
[23:20]lucyparavel: has to be somewhere out of the way though--maybe they can ask for a new placement since they don't like the first one
[23:21]lucyparavel: the neighbors are creepy and nosy!
[23:27]lyssie : Yah
[23:27]lucyparavel: let's see-Sam suggests San Fran as a good place that they'd like, though hmm they could get spotted there!
[23:28]lyssie : Maybe?
[23:28]lyssie : hrm.
[23:29]lucyparavel: hee is Sam's grandpa allowed to tease them about having babies? it could be just until the trial
[23:29]lucyparavel: once Big Tom and Leo get put away they can go back to their normal lives?
[23:30]lyssie : er, maybe? The mob can still reach them from inside jail, you know
[23:30]lucyparavel: Kara grumbles but knows that is true-well can she sell her art under her new name? and not be seen in public?
[23:31]lucyparavel: she could be a mystery artist! and people think it is cool how she's a recluse and such ;>P
[23:31]lucyparavel: and her sales get even better, I'd think
[23:36]lyssie : Hahah Yes, they would.
[23:37]lyssie : And, of course, before all of that happen, there's lots and lots of paintsex in their loft.
[23:37]lucyparavel: lots and lots! *giggles* Kara could even have a clay wheel *Smirks*
[23:38]lucyparavel: also, there can be a package the bad guys want at the loft and they take Sam hostage and he doesn't have it!
[23:38]lucyparavel: so they raid the loft, but Kara gets away up the fire escape w it, ect
[23:38]lucyparavel: and they call her cell and threaten to KILL Sam unless she delivers it to them, but of course she's not standing for that!
[23:41]lyssie : Hah!
[23:41]lyssie : Hell, no, she isn't!
[23:41]lyssie : She didn't marry him just so they could chop him into pieces.
[23:42]lucyparavel: she totally saves tied up and grateful Sam *G*
[23:42]lucyparavel: hee! no more paint sex if they do that and that's just WRONG
[23:42]lyssie : She gets Helo and a group of the art school students to create a diversion to save him.
[23:43]lucyparavel: yes, mobsters are totally taken in by her strategic plan
[23:46]lyssie : *giggles*
[23:46]lyssie : Naked art students, streaking through the alleys around their warehouse? Hell, yeah.
[23:46]lucyparavel: ROFL
[23:46]lyssie : Meanwhile, Kara sneaks in via the sewers. She says Sam is so paying her back, one day.
[23:47]lucyparavel: Sam promises he will, he'll even bathe her himself so that he can, just as soon as they get to his Grannys
[23:51]lyssie : *g*
[23:51]lyssie : Kara wants to know how the hell some old woman is going to be able to help them?
[23:52]lucyparavel: Sam says firmly that Granny Anders is real smart and tough. She'll totally know what to do! anyways, they can't go home, right?
[23:56]lyssie : Kara says no, since the mob burned it down trying to get her. She doesn't sniffle, though she does kinda lean into him a little.
[23:58]lucyparavel: They did? Sam says in shock. He puts his arms around her and his hand on her hair. Baby, I never meant to get us mixed up in this. I'd've been dead by now if it wasn't for you!
[23:59]lyssie : "Hell, yeah, you'd be dead. You'd better be really grateful," Kara replied cheerfully, tiilting her head up and winking at him.
[00:00]lucyparavel: Sam laughed softly and moved his hand to cup her cheek. "I'm really grateful," he said, lowering his face to hers. "Lemme show you how much."
lucyparavel is kinda a dangerous substance. Like a class 1 drug...[22:11]
lucyparavel: so if Kara and Sam had an alternate life on modern day earth, what should they do? *ponders*[22:11]
lyssie : um... Sam could be a bike messenger.[22:12]
lucyparavel: hee! he's certainly in good shape to be[22:12]
lucyparavel: in NJC?[22:12]
lucyparavel: NYC i mean[22:12]
lyssie : Maybe?[22:13]
lucyparavel: Kara could be an artist and they live in a funky loft?[22:16]
lyssie : *snerk*[22:16]
lyssie : Yes[22:18]
lucyparavel: poor but in love and having fun! and sooner or later her art gets noticed, by cutting edge former model gallery owner Natalie[22:19]
lyssie : Sometimes they have to eat spaghetti made with ramen and ketchup?[22:19]
lyssie : Did Kara flunk out of some prestigious NYC Arte Institute?[22:19]
lucyparavel: awww yes *G* eaten by candle light when the power gets turned off![22:20]
lucyparavel: hmm maybe not flunked-kicked out for some outrageous prank! how's that?[22:22]
lyssie : And she answers Sam's ad for a roommate in a loft.[22:23]
lucyparavel: *G* yes and thinks hmm he's pretty hot . . . and the money is right[22:23]
lucyparavel: aww but aren't they married? Not just fooling around?[22:24]
lyssie : They get married one night after they've been sleeping together and arguing, and they're drunk and Kara says it's a great tax shelter and Sam thinks she's pretty much the best thing ever, and--[22:26]
lucyparavel: *giggles* so what? they go to Atlantic City? Kara secretly thinks Sam is about the best ;>P[22:26]
lucyparavel: but she doesn't tell him so, of course[22:30]
lyssie : Atlantic city, or the nearest registry[22:32]
lucyparavel: *laughs* sounds good--Helo can be Kara's witness/hold the rings and tease them both, being not quite so drunk himself![22:32]
lyssie : Helo's another student from Kara's School, but he didn't get kicked out. [22:32]
lyssie : He was her cohort in the prank, but she covered for him. [22:33]
lyssie : Sam's boss at the messenger place is Tom Zarek[22:34]
lucyparavel: hmm so it is a little sooner in their lives then? More early 20s? *Giggles* does that mean that some illegeal things are sometimes sent through the service? Big Tom can be kinda sleazy after all-but y'know Sam needs a job and he doesn't KNOW what's in the packages[22:35]
lyssie : Exactly. [22:36]
lyssie : Which then begs the question, should the Mob get involved and should Sam and Kara have to fight for their lives at some point and/or join witness protection and be moved somewhere to a quiet town?[22:36]
lucyparavel: hmm and hard bitten Senior Detective William Adama is on the case of bringing Zarek down? [22:37]
lucyparavel: so totally the Mob should be involved! and lotsa action--boo poor Kara going into witness protection and moving to Utah just as her art was getting popular![22:38]
lyssie : *giggles*[22:38]
lyssie : Prosecutor Laura Roslin?[22:40]
lucyparavel: hmmm should Laura be a Prosecutor or someone more religious/in education? But yeah, that's fine. Leoben can be one of the shady mobsters[22:42]
lyssie : She can be a prosecutor who sometimes does guest lectures. [22:42]
lyssie : Roslin never wanted the religion, remember?[22:42]
lyssie : Baltar can be the Catholic Priest everyone talks to[22:42]
lucyparavel: oh that's right-she was against it at first, I'd forgotten[22:42]
lucyparavel: *Giggles* who's always breaking his vows then?[22:42]
lyssie : Yep. [22:43]
lyssie : He's been given his current parrish in the hopes it will either break him or straighten him out.[22:43]
lyssie : Unfortunately, Natalie's cousin Caprica lives nearby. [22:43]
lucyparavel: Totally-Baltar 'comforts' all sorts of women who come to him for councilling[22:44]
lucyparavel: *giggles* [22:44]
lucyparavel: as well as hard nosed top crime reported D'Anna of course![22:45]
lyssie : Roslin has two assistants: Billy, the office-boy and Toy, the ambitious intern....[22:46]
lyssie : Not that they matter, since this is about Kara and Sam eating mac and cheese and not making a lot of money. ;][22:47]
lucyparavel: heee, true! though is Sam hoping to break into the big leagues somehow?[22:49]
lyssie : Big leagues of what?[22:49]
lucyparavel: maybe he had to stop playing college ball because he needed to help his family/get a job? or was injured. Hmm what's most like P? Basketball? Sam looks more like a football or baseball to me though-he's so muscular[22:51]
lyssie : Meh. I'm over Sam being a sports star.[22:53]
lucyparavel: *laughs* that's cool[22:53]
lyssie : But him getting injured works? We could borrow Kara's knee for him. ;][22:53]
lucyparavel: *Giggles* yes[22:54]
lucyparavel: and after that like I said, he went to work to help his poor little old grannie or something, that he still sends money to-he's such a nice guy[23:00]
lyssie : Yep.[23:00]
lyssie : His granny who takes one look at Kara, and snickers a lot. [23:01]
lyssie : And Sam, of course, is like his grandda, and Kara is like his granny, who was a pilot in the 50's and took no guff from no one and led his grandda on a merry dance. [23:02]
lucyparavel: heee! A WAC or whatever the women pilots during WWII were called? LOL, yes she totally did[23:04]
lyssie : *giggles* Something like that, yes. [23:04]
lyssie : Sigh. This is very silly. *g*[23:05]
lucyparavel: lol no sillier than most of our AUs! and is fun/relaxing. Bet if one of us posted this, people would want to read it[23:05]
lyssie : Anyway, granny is where they run after the Mob puts a hit out on them. [23:06]
lucyparavel: hee! does she not live in the city then? Is Sam a corn fed Iowa boy? ;>)[23:10]
lyssie : Nah. She just lives in, like, upstate New York. Which is mostly wilderness... ;][23:11]
lucyparavel: *nods* yup, off the beaten track for sure--Kara really likes the old lady, which she thinks is strange but goes with. She can even out drink Kara![23:17]
lyssie : And she has shotguns. [23:18]
lucyparavel: which come in handy w the mob after them-maybe a couple of big dogs also[23:18]
lyssie : And pellets, which take out at least one would-be assassin before Det. Adama shows up to whisk them all away. [23:19]
lucyparavel: *nods* poor Kara would be very unhappy in a cute suburban ranch in Utah though[23:19]
lucyparavel: so she and Sam will fight[23:20]
lyssie : Well, they could get moved anywhere in the country. [23:20]
lucyparavel: has to be somewhere out of the way though--maybe they can ask for a new placement since they don't like the first one[23:21]
lucyparavel: the neighbors are creepy and nosy![23:27]
lyssie : Yah[23:27]
lucyparavel: let's see-Sam suggests San Fran as a good place that they'd like, though hmm they could get spotted there![23:28]
lyssie : Maybe? [23:28]
lyssie : hrm.[23:29]
lucyparavel: hee is Sam's grandpa allowed to tease them about having babies? it could be just until the trial[23:29]
lucyparavel: once Big Tom and Leo get put away they can go back to their normal lives?[23:30]
lyssie : er, maybe? The mob can still reach them from inside jail, you know[23:30]
lucyparavel: Kara grumbles but knows that is true-well can she sell her art under her new name? and not be seen in public?[23:31]
lucyparavel: she could be a mystery artist! and people think it is cool how she's a recluse and such ;>P[23:31]
lucyparavel: and her sales get even better, I'd think[23:36]
lyssie : Hahah Yes, they would. [23:37]
lyssie : And, of course, before all of that happen, there's lots and lots of paintsex in their loft. [23:37]
lucyparavel: lots and lots! *giggles* Kara could even have a clay wheel *Smirks*[23:38]
lucyparavel: also, there can be a package the bad guys want at the loft and they take Sam hostage and he doesn't have it![23:38]
lucyparavel: so they raid the loft, but Kara gets away up the fire escape w it, ect[23:38]
lucyparavel: and they call her cell and threaten to KILL Sam unless she delivers it to them, but of course she's not standing for that![23:41]
lyssie : Hah![23:41]
lyssie : Hell, no, she isn't![23:41]
lyssie : She didn't marry him just so they could chop him into pieces.[23:42]
lucyparavel: she totally saves tied up and grateful Sam *G* [23:42]
lucyparavel: hee! no more paint sex if they do that and that's just WRONG[23:42]
lyssie : She gets Helo and a group of the art school students to create a diversion to save him.[23:43]
lucyparavel: yes, mobsters are totally taken in by her strategic plan[23:46]
lyssie : *giggles*[23:46]
lyssie : Naked art students, streaking through the alleys around their warehouse? Hell, yeah.[23:46]
lucyparavel: ROFL[23:46]
lyssie : Meanwhile, Kara sneaks in via the sewers. She says Sam is so paying her back, one day. [23:47]
lucyparavel: Sam promises he will, he'll even bathe her himself so that he can, just as soon as they get to his Grannys[23:51]
lyssie : *g*[23:51]
lyssie : Kara wants to know how the hell some old woman is going to be able to help them?[23:52]
lucyparavel: Sam says firmly that Granny Anders is real smart and tough. She'll totally know what to do! anyways, they can't go home, right?[23:56]
lyssie : Kara says no, since the mob burned it down trying to get her. She doesn't sniffle, though she does kinda lean into him a little.[23:58]
lucyparavel: They did? Sam says in shock. He puts his arms around her and his hand on her hair. Baby, I never meant to get us mixed up in this. I'd've been dead by now if it wasn't for you![23:59]
lyssie : "Hell, yeah, you'd be dead. You'd better be really grateful," Kara replied cheerfully, tiilting her head up and winking at him. [00:00]
lucyparavel: Sam laughed softly and moved his hand to cup her cheek. "I'm really grateful," he said, lowering his face to hers. "Lemme show you how much."
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Also, Athena? Lee should make a token appearance.
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