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crack!ficlet: Aqua Teen Hungerforce, on BSG shipping...
er, spoilers for season four of BSG.
Meatwad: "I want the girl-pilot to have sex with the pilot who's her husband. I ship Kara and Anders. He's my man."
Shake: "You ship them? Don't you love the star-crossed Destiny of Kara and Lee? Besides, they're ending up together, their love will finally be realized. I totally got spoilered on the internet."
Frylock: *stares at them, goes back to looking at pictures on the internet*
Meatwad: "Naw, I gotta go with m'man. He's taller."
Shake: "I'll feel sorry for you, then, when you crash and burn. Y'know, I've been sticking out some feelers, makin' some bets. I figure, by the time the show is over, I will own Ron Moore."
Frylock: "How d'you figure that?"
Shake: "I post things, like, 'Cally should be airlocked'. and Boom! Cally's airlocked."
Meatwad, sorta singing: "Kara and Anders, sittin' in a raptor, K-I-S-S--"
Frylock: "Meatwad, don't you remember, that was Kara and Lee?"
Meatwad: "I know, man. But you think my man Anders ain't gonna get him some in a raptor?"
Shake: "Why would he? He can't push his way into her heart with a sword."
Meatwad: "He don't need a sword, he's got the tattoos! And her dogtags!"
Shake: "Why you like Blanders, anyway?"
Meatwad: "Hey, why you be hatin'? I don't go round callin' Apollo Stupidallo, do I?"
Shake: "Like I'd care. I'm gonna own Ron Moore soon."
Frylock: "Y'know, shipping is for pussies."
Meatwad: "Pussies? You seen my man, Anders? He ain't no frakkin' pussy."
Shake: "Riiight. That's why he keeps letting her dump him and then comin' back."
Meatwad: "He's a dedicated man. And he has the arms to prove it." *demonstrates Anders' arms, using his own, ah, meat*
Frylock: "That's... not as disgusting as some things I've seen."
Shake: "Whatever. You know, sometimes, I create sock puppets just to screw with people."
Frylock: "That is so mature, really."
Meatwad: "I've had a sock puppet or two. They're really quiet, though."
Frylock: "Children. You know what? I'm gonna be over here, looking at pictures of Grace Park."
Shake: "Are they naked pictures?"
Meatwad: "Yeah, are they? She's hot."
Frylock: *disgusted noise* "No."
Meatwad: "Does this mean you ship Boomer/Frylock?"
Frylock: "No! I don't ship anyone!"
Shake: "What about Athena/Helo?"
Frylock: *opens his mouth, then snorts and sighs* "Fine. I ship Athena/Helo. Now, will you shut up about it?"
Shake: "Do you think he cheated on her with the fangirl? That would be awesome. Also, I'd win a bet. You sure you don't ship anyone?"
Meatwad: "I want the girl-pilot to have sex with the pilot who's her husband. I ship Kara and Anders. He's my man."
Shake: "You ship them? Don't you love the star-crossed Destiny of Kara and Lee? Besides, they're ending up together, their love will finally be realized. I totally got spoilered on the internet."
Frylock: *stares at them, goes back to looking at pictures on the internet*
Meatwad: "Naw, I gotta go with m'man. He's taller."
Shake: "I'll feel sorry for you, then, when you crash and burn. Y'know, I've been sticking out some feelers, makin' some bets. I figure, by the time the show is over, I will own Ron Moore."
Frylock: "How d'you figure that?"
Shake: "I post things, like, 'Cally should be airlocked'. and Boom! Cally's airlocked."
Meatwad, sorta singing: "Kara and Anders, sittin' in a raptor, K-I-S-S--"
Frylock: "Meatwad, don't you remember, that was Kara and Lee?"
Meatwad: "I know, man. But you think my man Anders ain't gonna get him some in a raptor?"
Shake: "Why would he? He can't push his way into her heart with a sword."
Meatwad: "He don't need a sword, he's got the tattoos! And her dogtags!"
Shake: "Why you like Blanders, anyway?"
Meatwad: "Hey, why you be hatin'? I don't go round callin' Apollo Stupidallo, do I?"
Shake: "Like I'd care. I'm gonna own Ron Moore soon."
Frylock: "Y'know, shipping is for pussies."
Meatwad: "Pussies? You seen my man, Anders? He ain't no frakkin' pussy."
Shake: "Riiight. That's why he keeps letting her dump him and then comin' back."
Meatwad: "He's a dedicated man. And he has the arms to prove it." *demonstrates Anders' arms, using his own, ah, meat*
Frylock: "That's... not as disgusting as some things I've seen."
Shake: "Whatever. You know, sometimes, I create sock puppets just to screw with people."
Frylock: "That is so mature, really."
Meatwad: "I've had a sock puppet or two. They're really quiet, though."
Frylock: "Children. You know what? I'm gonna be over here, looking at pictures of Grace Park."
Shake: "Are they naked pictures?"
Meatwad: "Yeah, are they? She's hot."
Frylock: *disgusted noise* "No."
Meatwad: "Does this mean you ship Boomer/Frylock?"
Frylock: "No! I don't ship anyone!"
Shake: "What about Athena/Helo?"
Frylock: *opens his mouth, then snorts and sighs* "Fine. I ship Athena/Helo. Now, will you shut up about it?"
Shake: "Do you think he cheated on her with the fangirl? That would be awesome. Also, I'd win a bet. You sure you don't ship anyone?"
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Shake: "I'll feel sorry for you, then, when you crash and burn. Y'know, I've been sticking out some feelers, makin' some bets. I figure, by the time the show is over, I will own Ron Moore."
Frylock: "How d'you figure that?"
Shake: "I post things, like, 'Cally should be airlocked'. and Boom! Cally's airlocked."
It would be funnier if it weren't for that pesky grain of truth. :/
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I see I need to find me some Aqua Teen Hunger Force and catch up.
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It is... it is weird and sorta like crack.
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I love this, and I'd probably love it even more if I knew more about this Aqua Teen Hunger Force thing.
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