Dear men on the internets.

[lyssie]

You are not fragile flowers. Women are not oppressing you because you claim to have a penis. We're oppressing you because you're a dumbass. (the last line is directed at a specific male)

Ways to lose my sympathy? Claim that female mods are biased against men.

In GIANT SIZE FIVE TEXT.

Lose, man. Lose.

Comments

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

I'll bet you they also object to "women's studies" because there isn't a field called "men's studies," never mind what the entirety of fiction and history was about until the last 150 or so years...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

hahahah. He might. I've no idea. I've just been amused by his sig "don't let bitter women put you down because you have a penis!" or something to that effect. BITTER WOMEN HATE HIS PENIS...

[meresy.livejournal.com]

"don't let bitter women put you down because you have a penis!"

Oh, my God. I have sigs turned off so I never even saw that. Ahahahaa.

Hint, buddy: women don't dislike you because they're bitter, they dislike you because you're a TOOL.

Honestly, where do people come up with shit like that? I despair.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

He's apparently still bitter his "Roslin should die" thread got bahleeted. A year ago. (I'm kinda o.O at that, given all the rampant "Cally should die" bullshit, but, whatever). BITTER. ABOUT ROSLIN'S GIRLFRIENDS turning him down.

[meresy.livejournal.com]

Because people getting butthurt when their favourite character is bashed is solely the province of women!

... Wait.

Man, can we, like, make these people not be on our side in this recent argument? It's not helping.

DON'T BE ON MY TEAM.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

We need GET OFF MY SIDE banners. Or something. Because, yes.

He and Alex are obnoxious, if mostly right.

[mike-smith.livejournal.com]

You are not fragile flowers.

Well, at least now I'll know.

[meresy.livejournal.com]

Wait, you mean a giant internet schlong isn't a good reason for everyone to listen to you?

Shocking.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I swear, I want an excuse to whip out a tape measure...

[raincitygirl.livejournal.com]

Do I want to know what brought this on?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Stupid Skiffy board tricks. Some idiot up in arms because girls don't like him. Or something.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Nonsense. Everyone knows that men are the most opressed group on the internet and the world!

... I can't even type that with a straight face.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*sniggers madly*

[timjr.livejournal.com]

Aroo?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Dude on Skiffy full of fail. His current sig line is: "*DON'T LET BITTER CHICKS DEGRADE YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PENIS*"

[timjr.livejournal.com]

Can we revoke his penis?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yes! We can make it detachable and subject to removal unless he behaves and mans up.

[drake57.livejournal.com]

"Help! Help! I'm being opressed!" :)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[havocthecat]

Do we need to send Laura Cadman to blow up smack a bitch?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Nah. I'm pretty sure he got mod-smacked for his stupid. Also? I didn't get mod-smacked for calling him on his stupid. So. Either they agreed, or they're letting it slide.

But he would whine that Cadman didn't like him for his penis, and that SHE WAS A BITTER WOMAN...