for your edumacation. BSG of the Rings cast list.

[lyssie]

Cut, so as not to, like, annoy people.

Frodo = Kara Thrace
Samwise = Sam Anders
Merry = Helo
Pippin = Athena
Boromir = Zak Adama
Aragorn = Jean Barolay
Gimli = Chief
Legolas = Cally
Gandalf = Laura Roslin

Elrond = Zarek
Arwen = Billy Keikeya
Faramir = Lee Adama
Denethor = Bill Adama
Eowyn = Natalie
Galadriel = D'Anna
Theoden = Tigh
Eomer = Boomer (or Dee. I can't decide which)


Sauron = Cylon God
Saruman = Baltar
Gollum = Leoben
Grima = head!Six/Caprica

Witch-King of Angmar = Cavil
Nazgul = Simon
Nazgul = Doral

Comments

[timjr.livejournal.com]

...I love you. This is perfect.

[aj.livejournal.com]

AHAHAH! Eomer TOTES has a hard-on for Arwen!

And the "Things you never thought you'd see yourself type 2008" has finally kicked off!

[kali921.livejournal.com]

I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT.

[raincitygirl.livejournal.com]

Sporfle!!!!!!

[cujoy.livejournal.com]

Heh. You posted it. :D

[lunar47.livejournal.com]

LMAO at Gollum = Leoben and Arwen = Billy

[centerspire.livejournal.com]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Boromir tried to take the ring from Frodo...

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

So Lee should've hooked up with Natalie... Damn that Pippin for getting in the way! ;D

And Leoben IS Gollum, yes. *chortle*

[justmyb0nes.livejournal.com]

I'm still laughing at it Lyssie. It's awesome. And you made wise choices.

[chev-y.livejournal.com]

Absolutely perfect.

Further explicated!

[kali921.livejournal.com]

Dream further explicated here! (http://kali921.livejournal.com/232653.html)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. YES.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*smug* Thank you!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

OH RLY?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I did! Also, if you don't mind, I'm digging out the log of "All of this has happened before..." rearranging and posting later, for the amusement. ;]

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I still can't believe how perfectly that first one slots in, because, YES.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*bows* ;)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

INDEED. And in the movie, so did Faramir. ;]

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAH. Well, Pippin survived the battle with Cavil... ;]

Probably.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you ;]

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly* YES.

For how else can one have OT4? ;]

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Thank you ;]

[centerspire.livejournal.com]

YES! But Sam loves Frodo the most!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*falls over, giggling* OF COURSE HE DOES.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

*howls with laughter* PERFECTION ACHIEVED.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*smug* INDEED. Indeed. *happy*

[cujoy.livejournal.com]

Oh yes! (Cally & Cottle are both total Cylons.)

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

Eeep! I nearly missed this point!...I love your brain so very much.

Frodo = Kara Thrace
Samwise = Sam Anders

Oh, man. I've had the Kara = Frodo discussion too. And Leoben as Gollum. Now I want to write Return of the King, BSG style. ;)

Boromir = Zak Adama
Faramir = Lee Adama

Totally. I can almost see Kara as Boromir too, but she's totally Frodo.

Denethor = Bill Adama

<3 <3 <3

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I did not mention it here, but Sam was slotted in as Aragorn for a long time (until I gave into the inevitable). For the record, cujoy pointed out that it makes Tory Rosie Cotton...

Please write this fic, since I probably won't. ;)

You can rearrange stuff to make Kara Boromir, but that makes Kat Faramir, since Kara has no siblings. And, really, Kara as Frodo and Roslin as Gandalf are the linchpins, here.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*snickers* And trying to get everyone else high, too. ;]

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

We shall have to see if she has hairy feet, the next time the writers remember she exists for plothole purposes.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Posted. Mwahahah.

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

For the record, [info]cujoy pointed out that it makes Tory Rosie Cotton...

OH EW. ;p

I'm not sure who I'd put as Aragorn. Lee is definitely Faramir. For a while there Kara was the favored son of Adama, (with Lee as her pseudo-brother, "I was never what you wanted like Kara or Zak!" but then they switched, then switched again after she died, then again when she came back, and now I guess they're equalish?) Maybe Helo - I can see Athena as Eowyn. (Not that I don't love your system, I'm jutst having too much fun here!) Then I'd make Jean Legolas and Cally Rosie Cotton. ;)

[cujoy.livejournal.com]

LOL, I saw. Now I want this to be how BSG ends, with an extreme flashback to 4000 years ago. ;)

[cujoy.livejournal.com]

Well, my point about Tory, besides the obvious, is that she comes with her own Curly Hobbit Hair. ;)

And since Baltar is Saruman... Ok, ewwwww.

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

In my scheme Tory is more Saruman, Baltar is Theoden before Gandalf showed up. Of course, I have a feeling the show is going to make him Aragorn. ;)