dear city of Milwaukee...
You keep giving us garbage collection schedules.
Personally, I believe that your guys put all the days they work (which, is, like, Tuesday and Wednesday) on a dartboard, blindfold one of their guys, and have him throw a dart over his shoulder to decide what day to come (SATURDAY!).
Because your schedule is NEVER EVER CORRECT for our street.
Personally, I believe that your guys put all the days they work (which, is, like, Tuesday and Wednesday) on a dartboard, blindfold one of their guys, and have him throw a dart over his shoulder to decide what day to come (SATURDAY!).
Because your schedule is NEVER EVER CORRECT for our street.

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Dont forget to mention the pot holes. Can't forget about them, no siry.
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There's a pothole near work that is LARGE ENOUGH TO SWALLOW MY CAR.