wtf, brain.

[lyssie]

Apparently not content to start wank in just Atlantis fandom, I proceeded to cause it in BSG fandom this morning. In my dreams.

I wish I knew what the fic I'd written was about, but I do know the first person liked it, and ysrith liked it. And then... Then came the people who said things like "I stopped reading after the third paragraph". All of which caused me to say, apologetically, "lizardbeth_j always did worry I'd cause wank with our OTP."

*snort*

On top of that, I was apparently shacking up with some guy who might have been Owen (wtf, brain, I don't even want to write porn for him. ever), except we weren't having sex, we were just sharing a house, and I kept mocking all the girls he picked up.

His latest screwed with the bookmarks on my computer which was totally grounds for me informing him I'd kill her if he didn't dump her. He had sisters or daughters, too.

Then my alarm went off.

Comments

[mrsdrjackson.livejournal.com]

Wow.
Most of the time I wish I remembered my dreams, now I'm kinda glad I don't. lol Did you eat anything unusual last night?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Spaghetti? I did watch Torchwood, though, and it left me high on glee.

[ysrith.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, lets see if I liked it it probably involved Lee/Sam, or Lee/Dee or Kara/Helo or Kara/Dee or ANYTHING BUT CRAPPY LEE/KARA SMOOSHY FIC.

I know! You wrote Tigh/Roslin and managed to irritate a further group of shippers.

Multishipper wankage ahoy! Which reminds me, must start the multishipper thread on scifi when I can log in again

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm pretty sure it was Kara/Anders.

But. Dude! I should write Tigh/Roslin. There can be comforting after Ellen, or something (man). Also, she slapped him, once, that totally means they've had sex.

I would like that thread, pls.

[havocthecat]

Yeah, you're causing some severe wank. I ranted behind friendslock about some of the statements, because, dude. Seriously.

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

I've barely even watched the show and some of those statements are making me want to rant. :/

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I'm staring at all the comments and replies in gmail, wondering if I seriously want to go over and read. Maybe I should vote first (I wonder if Obama and Hilary would come smack some bitches for me?)

[havocthecat]

Go and vote. And then go and read. I'll probably be harping on the matter for a long time myself.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I need pants, first. *flees*

[greycoupon.livejournal.com]

Hey, how can you dream wank without me there??

*giggles* as you never could cause any wank.

ever.

You? Naaaaaaaaaaah.

[ysrith.livejournal.com]

None of us have ever caused any wank whatsover! Whistles innocently.

Going home shortly, chat and plot later :)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Don't get struck by lightning, you. ;)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I don't know! I'd be willing to bet you were there, though.

[ayiana.livejournal.com]

lol! You really did start the fur to flying over there, didn't you? I'm not jumping into it, but I sure am having fun watching. People really get wound up over this stuff, yes?

[ayiana.livejournal.com]

And it's already on Clairvoyant (http://www.journalfen.net/community/clairvoyantwank/420490.html).

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Man. So. The question becomes, as a member of Fandom Wank, is it trolling the wank if I actually go and respond to people?

[ayiana.livejournal.com]

I'd stay out of it. It's more fun to sit back and watch anyway. On the bright side, you've definitely sparked some conversation!

And on another note, it looks like this is the week for SGA wank (full moon, maybe?). You've got competition (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/)! :D

*goes back to reading C_W for the lols.*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

So I see. Sheesh.

The sad thing is, I still haven't actually gone over there to read. I am freezing my ass off in my jeans, though. To pyjamas!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Oh boy. It's asbestos underwear time. Though, given the -degree windchills outside, maybe a little would be good.

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

I love all the people who are leaping to defend the character and the actress when your point was about the writing. Almost as much as I love the people who are like "well you're wrong because I'm only watching for the men." And the ones who are like "you're wrong because I hate all the female characters anyway." Jeez.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I had no point!

Actually, yes. The funny thing is, I never actually said you couldn't say "I'm only watching it for the men" I merely said that was my reason.

Man. I need pants if I'm gonna go vote for my new overlord.

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Lyssie/Wank OTP!!11!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

We'll have a wedding in cyberspace!