Because, really, this should be shared.

[lyssie]

karma_aster and I, earlier in the evening...


lyssie: dude.
lyssie: What planet is Thor's Hammer on?
karma_aster: Cimmeria, why?
lyssie: Thank you.
lyssie: *smoooooooches*
karma_aster: Why?
*at least twenty minutes passes*
lyssie: I needed a good planet to send Teyla to while I blew up Earth.
karma_aster: Oh.
lyssie: Sorry. Have been typing away happily.
karma_aster: ...wait, what?
lyssie: Er. I sort of blew up Earth?
karma_aster: ...
karma_aster: But...all the cats and dogs and wee little squirrels!
karma_aster: And also the wee baby turtles!
karma_aster: Think about the wee baby turtles, Lyss!
lyssie: Um..
lyssie: The Doctor saved them all and they're now living on not!Earth?
karma_aster: (eyes you)
karma_aster: All the wee baby turtles?
lyssie: YES.
lyssie: He is like an Energizer bunny, remember? He saved them ALL.
karma_aster: Because I know the TARDIS is big, but is it that big?
lyssie: Dude. The TARDIS once had an entire planet inside of it... It was book-canon, but still...
karma_aster: And I guess he could take multiple trips.
karma_aster: And make Rose carry her fair share.
lyssie: Yes, indeed.
lyssie: Jack, too!
karma_aster: Mind, the squirrels could get a bit tricky.
karma_aster: Best leave those to Owen.
lyssie: He's grousing, covered in bites, and sulking. *snickers*
karma_aster: Tosh, then?
karma_aster: Gwen could help!
lyssie: Nah, he did his part. He's just bitching about it now. Tosh and Gwen were on cat-duty while Ianto rounded up dogs and the Brigadier and Doris made tea.
karma_aster: ...how about the pandas?
karma_aster: Martha.
lyssie: Martha, indeed.
lyssie: Donna rescued the monkeys.
karma_aster: Yay!
karma_aster: Who did Sarah Jane rescue?
lyssie: Ducks.
karma_aster: Perfect!