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lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2007-12-15 11:52 pm
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Action Figure Theatre: Ice Planet Hoth Edition, Take Orgy

Seriously. The temperature has dropped, and towards the end of setting up the orgy, I was just dropping people all randomly, because I could not feel my fingers, anymore. MY ART. I SUFFER FOR IT.

But first, a little Sam/Vala...

"Hey, baby. Come here often?"
"Vala... That is the worst line. Ever."
"Awww. But I can still grope you, right?"
"Yeah, sure."


And then Vala demanded that Sam show her how to make snow angels, and there might have been kissing in the snow, because as you can tell, they are not quite where they should be, in their angels.


On to the orgy...
















I got no flashy commentary, for this... However, the cast, as it were....

From the upper left...

Selene is flirting with Tia Dalma.
Spiral is satisfying Jean Grey AND Phoenix, with Lorna Dane avidly watching Martha Jones kiss Dana Scully.
Right above them, Painkiller Jane is giving Chiana critiques on her technique while pirate!Zhaan smirks at both of them and makes lewd suggestions.
A bit below and further to the right, Susan Ivanova awkwardly kisses Zhaan, with RepliCarter sadly not getting in on the action, much.
Although RC is totally watching Domino and Jen Walters make with the pretty kissing. And possibly also smirking, because Vanessa accidentally knocked Zealot into the snowbank (poor Zealot, SNOW IN NEW PLACES).
Standing, Liz Swann and Padme discover they're way better suited than those stupid boys--and there's a little unintentional bondage, not that Scully seems to mind.
Meanwhile, Leia stole Luke's girlfriend, and Mara is surprisingly letting her top.
To the left, Miko and AndrAIa discover that trying to kiss on top of Sam Carter and Vala Mal Doran is slightly uncomfy. Although, damn, are the latter two hot. And snarky.

For the record, Liz Swann/Padme and Mara/Leia fic would make me happy. *cute*

[identity profile] frolicndetour.livejournal.com 2007-12-16 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
I am scandalized.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-12-16 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
I should hope so! there isn't a single penis in there, *gasp*

[identity profile] frolicndetour.livejournal.com 2007-12-16 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Of course this means you actually hate women.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-12-16 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
I.... *snickers madly* I need to icon that (but I should reboot first, since Photoshop keeps giving me cranky "OMG MAKE UP YOUR MIND, WOMAN" notices every time I open it).

Something like... "I like my women tough, independant, strong, able to think for themselves, kickass, vulnerable, in love with life and smart." *beat* "Of course, this really means I just hate women."

[identity profile] mymatedave.livejournal.com 2007-12-16 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
is there supposed to be an image there? Because there's just a large empty paragraph
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-12-16 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Several images, actually. Hrm. They're showing up, here. I wonder if photobucket went down?

[identity profile] mymatedave.livejournal.com 2007-12-16 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Never mind, can see it now.

[identity profile] kkglinka.livejournal.com 2007-12-16 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know, Calypso sort of looks like the evil mastermind behind this all.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-12-16 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Selene suggested it... And then one thing led to another... (damn. Why was there no Anamaria figure?? hrm)

Re: Anamaria

[identity profile] kkglinka.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Er, because she was only in the movies for five seconds to limit fan recognition that woman captain's were an accepted practice in PotC universe?