GUYS.

[lyssie]

Did you know that I'm sexually repressed?

Yeah, I didn't either.

Comments

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

you are?

really?

...

...

Does that make me a nun?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking that must be so. Possibly, a nun in disguise!

[ilanala]

This explains so much about how you never ever write porn and...oh, wait.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I know, right. I'm as pristine and pure as the snow. *floats on white clouds*

[timjr.livejournal.com]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I almost fell out of my chair, I was laughing so hard, man. Srsly.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Hey! Prompt me for Cally fic, I'm bored.

[greycoupon.livejournal.com]

and we are pro-rape...

...or rapists

... or don't believe in rape.

Yeah, you are just the most repressed person evah!

[malana.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there was some serious logic fail there. Along with the gigantic inability to identify who actually ships what, even if shipping K/Leoben did actually make one a pro-raping rapist who doesn't believe in rape.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I'm so repressed I'm going to someday finish and post Trucco/Tahmoh/Katee rpf....

[fahrbotdrusilla]

hee!

[acetal.livejournal.com]

Really? That explains so much!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

HAH. I secretly want lots of boyslash, but I'm too repressed to admit it. Woes. :/

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Well, 31. But. I write a lot of porn, and, um, I pretty much know all of my own kinks not to mention letting far too many of them roam free.

Now, if I went on about porn being evil and wrong, and how no one could ever get off to it, and never hinted at sex? Then, maybe, I could see being called repressed.

I'll Play the 'Straight Man'!

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

So wait, does the fact that I write stories where characters do plotty stuff, in symbolically meaningful ways, but rarely ever have sex (on panel) mean that I actually am repressed?

Re: I'll Play the 'Straight Man'!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Obviously. Luckily, this troll is the hamburger, fries, toy surprise AND drink short of the full happy meal, so I'm taking their opinion with a grain of salt. (best gem ever: "only immature people believe in rape.")

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

....

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH MAN.

Where is this fuckwittery occurring? Because that's too funny to pass up.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Here's the oppression bit, including "only immature people believe in rape" http://greycoupon.livejournal.com/181638.html

Grey's turned on anon comment screening, btw, so they have to log in if they wanna continue dazzling us with their intelligence. (I totally admit to being completely and utterly wanky in the other post that's linked there, but. Dude.)

[obsidian179.livejournal.com]

You are?

Damn. I guess that means I'm... dead.

Dammit. I don't wanna be dead. :(

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Better dead than wed?

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

He or she knows you better than you know yourself.














Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face either.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah. Yeah. *goes off to be repressed*

[kali921.livejournal.com]

What the fuck did I miss?

Whose ass do I need to kick?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Nah. Asses have been kicked. Reading comprehension is not strong with anonymous commenters.

[cujoy.livejournal.com]

Well, I am sexually repressed.... And I can tell you probably aren't one of us.

Bwhwhwhwhwhahahahahahahahahaha

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I should totally have a long, drawn-out essay on sexual repression or whatever. But I'm too sleepy.

[thirdblindmouse.livejournal.com]

Repressed? Really? Wow. You learn something new every day.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I know! I'm so glad someone told me that's what I was. I was feeling sort of lost, not knowing...