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I'd forgotten this. Back in the mists of time, before Once More With Feeling was even planned... About mid-fifth season, I'm guessing. I had started this. A musical Buffy. No rhyme or reason to it, merely because it was fun...
-=-
BUFFY:
Don't tell me you love me
I wouldn't have you
Last man or not
I'll walk right through you
SPIKE:
Not even for a poem
My heart doesn't beat
For a bleached-blond vampire
My life isn't so sweet
BUFFY:
Love and hate they say
are two sides of one coin
Passion, lust, eyes meet
In the heat of battle join'd
SPIKE:
I'm not supposed to love her
Would get tossed for what I feel
In my dreams I rise above her
My heart, my mouth, her zeal
BUFFY:
There were others who caught my heart
One caught my soul
In return, he lost his
Now I am unwhole
SPIKE:
Blood is supposed to be
my driving force
Love? Never should be
My only choice
BOTH:
How can this be
We're caught where we
never should have gone
Someone save us, please!
--END SCENE--
WILLOW:
She mourns, she cries, she pines
I cannot understand why
She lost one, the other stayed
OZ:
I know why
WILLOW:
You do?
OZ:
It's why I can't control
my animal when you're
around
She loves the vampire,
what a fool
WILLOW:
You lie!
OZ:
I do not.
WILLOW:
You're not supposed to
be here, anyway
Why don't you go and
bite some other chicks, m'kay.
OZ:
So she won, that doesn't mean
I don't still love you.
WILLOW:
It doesn't matter.
TARA:
What's he doing here?
OZ:
Just leaving.
WILLOW:
I don't know.
I thought he'd left.
TARA:
He'd better have.
You're mine.
--END SCENE--
OZ:
She once was mine, so sweet
So innocent. But that's all changed
Now that she's found witchcraft.
I think I lost her, when she caught me
with Veruca that morning.
We might have been patching it up
Except I ran away, to
'find myself'
More fool me.
For I still love her
wish to cherish her
adore her with all my heart.
And she's not mine anymore
So, I guess I'm stuck
from the start.
--END SCENE--
XANDER:
Oh, the life of a Scooby
is one of much angst and pain
For we are not like the Slayer--
no great strength to maim
ANYA:
I want cash. And things.
It's my job to get them as your girlfriend.
XANDER:
Uh, yeah.
ANYA:
Good. Now. Buy me things.
XANDER:
Aren't you working at the Magic Shop today?
ANYA:
Yes, but I want this and that
and everything that can be bought
For an ex-demon girl
who's decided to be human.
XANDER:
It doesn't work like that.
ANYA:
Why not?
XANDER:
Well...
There's food and shelter,
I pay for those, but--
ANYA:
I know all that, now buy me clothes!
--END SCENE--
FAITH:
I was a Slayer, I still am
But my fall from grace
took out my faith in man
Some say it's fate
That I am here
in Jail I rot
No life, no cheer
Want, take, have
My motto for life
Got me into stuff
Got me out of strife
I killed and liked it
A rush, the thrill
I had control, for once
Pain and destruction
mine to orchestrate
The death of a nation
Was nearly consecrate
The Mayor, my boss
Like a dad
How gloss.
Want, take, have
She took me out, brought me down
My own fault, I messed with him
An evil in his own day
She tamed him too good
And turned him somewhat gay
I sit here, and wonder.
Am I good?
--END SCENE--
ANGEL
Angst
It's what I'm here for
Angst
It's my modus operandi
Angst
It's my immortal forte
Angst
I can't stop doing it
She was the Slayer
How could I fall?
So young and blonde
naive, and small
Compared to Her the Slayer
was merely second-best
But I had to kill Her
and now she's come back
from Her rest
DARLA
Hello, love.
Miss me?
ANGEL
I am pure, I am noble
Corruption shall not taint me
DARLA
That's right, love, you keep believing that.
Me, I know the truth.
ANGEL
That was the truth.
DARLA
You're an animal
ANGEL
A lie.
DARLA
Deep down, that's what you are.
Silent and evil, stalking your prey
through the darkness of squalid
city streets, you play
at being good
But I know the truth.
ANGEL
You only think you can handle the truth.
DARLA
I am the truth.
Remember me, love?
ANGEL
I haven't ever forgotten you.
DARLA
That's good, now come here.
ANGEL
No.
DARLA
Silly boy, don't you know?
You can't resist me.
You never could.
ANGEL
I can
I will
Goodbye.
*ANGEL exits, stage left*
DARLA
Well, my love, you can believe what you want.
But I know the truth.
You're mine.
--END SCENE--
GILES
I am the very model of a--
oh, sod it.
I thought I was ready for this sacred duty
ETHAN
How cute, old boy.
You're feeling sorry for yourself.
GILES
Much you care.
ETHAN
Oh, but I do.
A happy Slayer is a successful Slayer.
An unhappy one....
Well, let's just say some of my 'friends' would be happy.
GILES
She will never succumb to you.
ETHAN
Who says I'll do anything?
GILES
I know you. You like having a finger in the pot.
ETHAN
I've grown out of that.
GILES
Whatever you have planned, it won't work.
I know her, she'll win over you.
ETHAN
You know nothing, dear.
Now, be a good Watcher and go misinform your charge.
--END SCENE--
And, that was as far as I'd gotten. Hrm.... Shall print it out and take it with me, I think....
-=-
BUFFY:
Don't tell me you love me
I wouldn't have you
Last man or not
I'll walk right through you
SPIKE:
Not even for a poem
My heart doesn't beat
For a bleached-blond vampire
My life isn't so sweet
BUFFY:
Love and hate they say
are two sides of one coin
Passion, lust, eyes meet
In the heat of battle join'd
SPIKE:
I'm not supposed to love her
Would get tossed for what I feel
In my dreams I rise above her
My heart, my mouth, her zeal
BUFFY:
There were others who caught my heart
One caught my soul
In return, he lost his
Now I am unwhole
SPIKE:
Blood is supposed to be
my driving force
Love? Never should be
My only choice
BOTH:
How can this be
We're caught where we
never should have gone
Someone save us, please!
--END SCENE--
WILLOW:
She mourns, she cries, she pines
I cannot understand why
She lost one, the other stayed
OZ:
I know why
WILLOW:
You do?
OZ:
It's why I can't control
my animal when you're
around
She loves the vampire,
what a fool
WILLOW:
You lie!
OZ:
I do not.
WILLOW:
You're not supposed to
be here, anyway
Why don't you go and
bite some other chicks, m'kay.
OZ:
So she won, that doesn't mean
I don't still love you.
WILLOW:
It doesn't matter.
TARA:
What's he doing here?
OZ:
Just leaving.
WILLOW:
I don't know.
I thought he'd left.
TARA:
He'd better have.
You're mine.
--END SCENE--
OZ:
She once was mine, so sweet
So innocent. But that's all changed
Now that she's found witchcraft.
I think I lost her, when she caught me
with Veruca that morning.
We might have been patching it up
Except I ran away, to
'find myself'
More fool me.
For I still love her
wish to cherish her
adore her with all my heart.
And she's not mine anymore
So, I guess I'm stuck
from the start.
--END SCENE--
XANDER:
Oh, the life of a Scooby
is one of much angst and pain
For we are not like the Slayer--
no great strength to maim
ANYA:
I want cash. And things.
It's my job to get them as your girlfriend.
XANDER:
Uh, yeah.
ANYA:
Good. Now. Buy me things.
XANDER:
Aren't you working at the Magic Shop today?
ANYA:
Yes, but I want this and that
and everything that can be bought
For an ex-demon girl
who's decided to be human.
XANDER:
It doesn't work like that.
ANYA:
Why not?
XANDER:
Well...
There's food and shelter,
I pay for those, but--
ANYA:
I know all that, now buy me clothes!
--END SCENE--
FAITH:
I was a Slayer, I still am
But my fall from grace
took out my faith in man
Some say it's fate
That I am here
in Jail I rot
No life, no cheer
Want, take, have
My motto for life
Got me into stuff
Got me out of strife
I killed and liked it
A rush, the thrill
I had control, for once
Pain and destruction
mine to orchestrate
The death of a nation
Was nearly consecrate
The Mayor, my boss
Like a dad
How gloss.
Want, take, have
She took me out, brought me down
My own fault, I messed with him
An evil in his own day
She tamed him too good
And turned him somewhat gay
I sit here, and wonder.
Am I good?
--END SCENE--
ANGEL
Angst
It's what I'm here for
Angst
It's my modus operandi
Angst
It's my immortal forte
Angst
I can't stop doing it
She was the Slayer
How could I fall?
So young and blonde
naive, and small
Compared to Her the Slayer
was merely second-best
But I had to kill Her
and now she's come back
from Her rest
DARLA
Hello, love.
Miss me?
ANGEL
I am pure, I am noble
Corruption shall not taint me
DARLA
That's right, love, you keep believing that.
Me, I know the truth.
ANGEL
That was the truth.
DARLA
You're an animal
ANGEL
A lie.
DARLA
Deep down, that's what you are.
Silent and evil, stalking your prey
through the darkness of squalid
city streets, you play
at being good
But I know the truth.
ANGEL
You only think you can handle the truth.
DARLA
I am the truth.
Remember me, love?
ANGEL
I haven't ever forgotten you.
DARLA
That's good, now come here.
ANGEL
No.
DARLA
Silly boy, don't you know?
You can't resist me.
You never could.
ANGEL
I can
I will
Goodbye.
*ANGEL exits, stage left*
DARLA
Well, my love, you can believe what you want.
But I know the truth.
You're mine.
--END SCENE--
GILES
I am the very model of a--
oh, sod it.
I thought I was ready for this sacred duty
ETHAN
How cute, old boy.
You're feeling sorry for yourself.
GILES
Much you care.
ETHAN
Oh, but I do.
A happy Slayer is a successful Slayer.
An unhappy one....
Well, let's just say some of my 'friends' would be happy.
GILES
She will never succumb to you.
ETHAN
Who says I'll do anything?
GILES
I know you. You like having a finger in the pot.
ETHAN
I've grown out of that.
GILES
Whatever you have planned, it won't work.
I know her, she'll win over you.
ETHAN
You know nothing, dear.
Now, be a good Watcher and go misinform your charge.
--END SCENE--
And, that was as far as I'd gotten. Hrm.... Shall print it out and take it with me, I think....