Things I should not do....

[lyssie]

I will not tell the Kara/Anders thread on Skiffy that Kara/Lee would make me crankier than Kara/Baltar.... I will not tell the Kara/Anders thread on Skiffy that Kara/Lee would make me crankier than Kara/Baltar.... I will not tell the Kara/Anders thread on Skiffy that Kara/Lee would make me crankier than Kara/Baltar.... I will not tell the Kara/Anders thread on Skiffy that Kara/Lee would make me crankier than Kara/Baltar....

*yawns*

This does, however, mean I should write some Kara/Baltar, just to make people sick.

Comments

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Starbuck/Racetrack = still hot. Hrm.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Also, you reminded me that I wanted to tell them Kara should run off with Dee. ;)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I'm saddened by the thought that there isn't very much Kara/Dee. Especially when they have a History like this--ohh, hahahah.

The real reason Kara ran off to marry Sam: she didn't want to hurt Dee. And besides, Lee's boybits just didn't do it as well as Sam's, and if Kara can't have Dee... She'll go for Sam's. Until she gets bored.

And the real reason Dee's pissed about the 'affair': because Kara's cheating on her.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I've been pondering it. I keep getting distracted, though. Also, it would be reallyreallyhot.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Nah. My laptop is Captain Jack Harkness. He'd simply take it in stride and then ask if he could join in.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

That's ok. Mine's pretty toasty, too. Mmm.

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

It's fandom. They'll think it's hawt.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Apparently, a lot of people find Baltar creepy. God knows why. Sigh.

[fahrbotdrusilla]

hmm, okay?

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

He's too much of a whiny milquetoast to be creepy. He reminds me of a clown with big floppy feet and giant red nose.

[fahrbotdrusilla]

This does, however, mean I should write some Kara/Baltar, just to make people sick.

Yes.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Obviously. Maybe they get stuck in hack together?

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

I'm failing trying so hard to stay spoiler free, but I'm just going to pray that this is based on wild speculation and not based on anything. I don't hate Baltar, but he gets way too much play as it is. :P And he needs to quit dicking around my beloved Six. (Yeah, I know, not likely!)

But I guess I'm up for anything except Kara/Leoben.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*smacks Gaius* He is kind of an idiot, but if I have a choice of Kara/Lee or Kara/Baltar, I'm going for Baltar.

[evilmoomin.livejournal.com]

I know exactly what you mean I feel the same way I’m too scared to say on the skiffy board those K/L shippers really know how to hold a grudge

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Bwah! They don't scare me, I just don't feel the need to sink to their level.

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

If you wanted to be Machiavellian about it, you could manipulate the Jack/Elizabeth shippers into a war against the Kara/Lee shippers. I guess it would have to start with a Kara/Jack fic that began with a ranty explanation about how those two are made for each other. It would need to be written in pretty gendered colors, like pink and green.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

bwahahah. Sadly, I'm not sure that would work.

[cujoy.livejournal.com]

You're telling me. I'm a little scared over there myself. Because I had the nerve to suggest that Kara just might have sex with her husband.

;)

Oh, the audacity of it all.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

AHAHAH. Oh, man. I seem to recall there was a rash of "They didn't have sex!" after The Farm aired, that left me going "....but...." at people in general, and vowing to stay far far far away from the Skiffy board.

But didn't you know? Kara only married Sam because he was, um, this safe harbor from Lee, and there was never any sex, because they think of each other as siblings. *nodnodnod*

Me, I'm fairly certain that they'd have sex with their hands tied behind their backs, if they felt like it. It would be difficult, but they'd manage. Possibly, with a lot of bruising, cursing, falling off the bed, bitching at each other about angles, cold and how it just isn't working along with spraining bits and pieces... No, I haven't been contemplating this all day, why do you ask?

[cujoy.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahaha.

Imagine the bruises!

Do these people even know who Kara is? The woman isn't exactly shy about having the sex.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I can actually understand it. I mean, I am still highly gleeful about the fact that while Kara was willing to cheat, Lee wasn't, so, while they might have been cheating in mind, they weren't cheating in body. *coughs* But I'm also shallow like that...

No, she really isn't. I mean, heck, this is the woman who called the wrong name out while with Baltar and then just grabbed her stuff and walked away, leaving him un, ah, fulfilled.

[cynthia-arrow.livejournal.com]

Anything that celebrates the hotness of Baltar (pre-Jesus era) gets a gold star from me. And I think Kara could manage it just fine.

DO IT. *nudges subtly*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I may do.