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"I have secured the bathroom, there is no threat from enemy submarines!"
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lavendar_menace. She said it on Saturday night, at 2-something, when we were all supposed to be asleep. Not that we were.
Sadly, I have to report that we are all too supremely lazy to write down quotes, so a large number of them have disappeared into the ether. These, however, are what we've got.
aj: Washing machines make men's balls happy.
aj: I have no ass, stop playing with it.
dreagoddess: But it's cute.
dlly: That'll keep 'em from watching porn.
lavendar_menace: Actually--
nique: I don't know, give 'em free pussy, they might watch more porn.
lavendar_menace: Speaking of needing to get laid--
aj: Do you need to have a talk with Earl?
aj: I lubed my hands!
nique: I'm like a ninja, only more perverted.
dreagoddess: Boobs are kind of cummunity property at a con.
aj: My nipple's all tingly now!
dlly: Stop making the chicken drink, the cock is about to explode!
aj: If I get pregnant, I'm blaming nique and making her pay child support.
Addendom. I forgot this one, which isn't quite verbatim...
aj (to a guy in line in front of us): If I'm Captain Jack, that means I'm going to have to flirt with you a lot. You're ok with that, right?
GuyinFrontofUs: Um, yeah.
lavendar_menace. She said it on Saturday night, at 2-something, when we were all supposed to be asleep. Not that we were.Sadly, I have to report that we are all too supremely lazy to write down quotes, so a large number of them have disappeared into the ether. These, however, are what we've got.
aj: Washing machines make men's balls happy.aj: I have no ass, stop playing with it.dreagoddess: But it's cute.dlly: That'll keep 'em from watching porn.lavendar_menace: Actually--nique: I don't know, give 'em free pussy, they might watch more porn.lavendar_menace: Speaking of needing to get laid--aj: Do you need to have a talk with Earl?aj: I lubed my hands!nique: I'm like a ninja, only more perverted.dreagoddess: Boobs are kind of cummunity property at a con.aj: My nipple's all tingly now!dlly: Stop making the chicken drink, the cock is about to explode!aj: If I get pregnant, I'm blaming nique and making her pay child support.Addendom. I forgot this one, which isn't quite verbatim...
aj (to a guy in line in front of us): If I'm Captain Jack, that means I'm going to have to flirt with you a lot. You're ok with that, right?GuyinFrontofUs: Um, yeah.