In order for me to like my job, I would first have to give a frak about it...

[lyssie]

I am seriously getting frelling sick of this job. I'm working myself out of one (as I tend to do), and people around me are just so flonqing stupid.


Dear manager in charge of me,

When I come to you and say, "I have nothing to do," it's probably not in your best interests to look annoyed that I, the temp, am better than EVERYONE ELSE at the job I am doing. It is also not in your best interests to be annoyed that you then have to FIND something for me to do.

Although, given my skillsets, you're really making FINE FINE use of them by having me box up papers for storage. I'm sure I needed that extra bit of IQ just to dot the letters properly.

It being the end of the month is no fucking excuse. We went through this LAST MONTH, and you should have fucking planned for it. Since you obviously didn't, I'm beginning to think you might want to re-think this whole "we need a temp" stance, because it's clear that you actually fucking don't.

And you're wasting my time.

Dear person in charge of our entire department,

The plural of food is not food's.

FAIL.

Epic, epic, epic FAIL.

I should have your job, but then, it would mean I'd have to keep working for this fucking company.

Hoping both of you fire me tomorrow, me.

Comments

[daisycm83.livejournal.com]

The plural of food is not food's.

....My brain just broke.

*cuddles Lyssie*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. I physically head-desked when I read the email today. And this is from a woman who probably makes ten times what I make in a year.

[theta-g.livejournal.com]

Here's hoping you laugh at them from above instead of swimming in their exhaled breath.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Today, I'm doing a lot of snickering, and wondering if I should just broach the subject to my boss with,"so. not a lot of work, eh?"

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

Here, since I can't write fic to cheer you up at the moment, have a picture.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

He is so pretty. *sighs* *does horrible things to him in Photoshop*

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

The very definition of stupid is to repeatedly do the exact same thing expecting different results. Bosses often fail at this. Oh yes.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I'm just... part of it is that they're wasting my time and their money on me. I'm mostly annoyed that they're wasting MY time, even if I'm getting paid. Sigh.

[thekatebeyond.livejournal.com]

Points for using all four F-words in a single post! You win at rage!

*kicks stupid bosses*
*snuggles Lyssie*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*g* That's only because I couldn't leave the big one outside the cut-tag, to be kind to my flist.

*snuggles*