random letters.

[lyssie]

Dear Quin,

We just vaccuumed the rug. Why must you recover it with fur?

Slightly irritated...

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Dear fanlib,

No, seriously, disrespecting the people you want to bilk money from, and letting your members call those of us who aren't buying into your pyramid scheme 'sheeple' is not winning you points.

Please, please don't let the door stop you from kicking yourself out.

PS. No BNF told me what to think. I'm just not as stupid as you expected us to be.

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Dear Kara/Lee fans,

If Katee's words are so heart-rendingly painful that you can't shut up about them, maybe you should stop watching the show and leave fandom.

Failing that, please shut the fuck up about how she's traumatized your poor shipper heart. You're as bad as the Sam/Jack fans who won't shut up about their entitlement, either.

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Dear Katee,

No, seriously, saying things like that about CKR makes me want to write RPF. And. No. No more.

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Dear teeth,

Stop that.

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Dear Dynamite,

Dudes. Multiple covers went out in 1997. Please please please just let the interior artist do your covers. Most of the alternates have been fugly, anyway. Except the photo cover of Kara with the cigar, and gambling.

Also, that one artist of yours has obviously never actually seen a real woman. We? Do not bend like that.

PS, who decided to rip off Ghost in the Shell for the next BSG cover?

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Oh, oh, oh. I need to do a post about the Wisdom LS in a bit. But. Suffice it to say, OMG.