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Strong women...
Unfortunately, I don't remember if I've ever posted this. Whether I have or not, it still amuses me.
Contains spoilers for Batman Begins and Superman Returns
It had been a while since I'd seen it, and so I watched it, expecting Katie Holmes and her Damsel in Distress to wreck my feminine sensibilities.
Rachel Dawes is a cliche. Spoiled little rich girl, growing up with a crush on her best friend to become a prosecuting attorney that--
Wait. Hold the phone. Prosecuting attorney? Ok....
--is simpering and cute towards her True Love--
Must have missed that.
--and drives him to the worst part of town, tells him he's a stupid ass, kicks him out of her car, and drives off--
Whoa. So. Perhaps I'm missing something. Should she have been all dewy-eyed and "omg! You're a man! You're so right!" here?
--when he comes back into town, she's happy to see him. And still loves him.--
As we all know, the love of a good woman can change a man.
--But he pretty much brushes her off--
Poor thing.
--and she pines in a corner, and wastes away--
Missed that.
--and still does her job.
Wait, what? She doesn't immediately become a dithering, incapable pile of womanhood? But... But isn't that what rejected women are supposed to do? Oh, I'm so confused.
--Which includes confronting the skeevy Dr. Crane, realizing a little too late she was in danger, and having to be rescued.
It's not like she suspected he'd try to get rid of her. Suspecting someone is in the pay of the mob and might try to hurt you is NOT actually KNOWING they will. And as soon as she realized she was in danger, she tried to run. It's not her fault the man has a blower system for his drugs--even BATMAN got caught by them. Bruce just has more toys, and wasn't trapped in a god-damn basement.
--Once rescued, she foolishly goes back into danger, gets caught on the island, and nearly taken by scarecrow again--
Yup. It was stupid of her to go back, but she had the antidote, and she knew it was needed. And once there, she tried to get off before the gates closed, but she just wasn't fast enough. And then there was a kid to protect, and Scarecrow appeared, and what did she do? Did she stand and whimper until Superman came and saved her?
--whom she zatted.
Yes. She hit him in the god-damned face with a shock-gun. And when she had the chance, she took the gun from a cop, and was prepared to shoot a man who was menacing them. The only reason she didn't pull the trigger was Bruce saving them.
--And then she almost shot a guy, got stuck on a rooftop and figured out who Batman was.
She was not a helpless female. She didn't stand around, waiting to be rescued. When opportunity presented itself, she saved her own damned ass. Lois Lane would have stood there and whimpered until Superman saved her
--Now that she knew who Batman was, she simpered up at Bruce and told him, of course, her love would heal him forever. And then she married him. Or waited for him, pining in a corner, until he would realize his True Love for her.
HOLD THE PHONE. That didn't happen.
You know what happened? She told him she was sorry she'd been mean, but that he was too fucked in the head for her. And while she still kind of loved him, she wasn't up to dealing with his batshit. But, y'know, have a good life, Bruce.
And then she walked out of his life.
Katie Holmes wasn't awful. She was, in fact, damned decent as the Batman Girl. She wasn't sexed up, she wasn't pathetic, she didn't whine, or act indecisive. She was just a normal girl thrust into unusual circumstances who kept her head and kicked one hell of a lot of ass.
If she hadn't gone back to the island, Gordon would have been overcome by the gas, and Batman would have had to use a different plan. One which might not have worked.

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You are so frakking right. I can't believe I never saw it that way! I'm so used to thinking of Katie Holmes as a girly, man-dependent person that I guess I never really looked at the character with clear eyes.
Wow. I think I like the movie even more now. That's kind of awesome!
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...er.
Mostly, I just remember re-watching and going, "...dude. She just picked up a gun."
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*shakes head*
I seriously need to rewatch the movie now. I'm seeing it with new eyes.
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X-Men Last Stand was just on cable tonight -- a film I hate almost as much as I love Batman Begins, ironically enough.
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It's still got the same production crew, so I'm kinda crossing my fingers. *g*
Dude. Don't make me whip out 101 reasons why I loved that movie. ;) (yes, it has its problems, but, damn, at least it wasn't the "Logan is Cooler than Scott who is a Dweeb" movie the other two were)
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The spouse went to see it in the theaters by himself -- I'd already read all spoilers, so I was cranky and didn't want to go -- and he came out and said, "nope, you're not going to like it." When I finally did sit down and watch it, he was right. I sit there and stare at the Scott-shaped hole and FUME. Even half-naked Wolverines and very pretty Phoenix Fire FX are not enough to distract me.
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I've not seen Superman Returns. I haven't heard anyone give a review of it that makes me want to rush and see it. it should be on cable soon.
(Dude, do you sleep? I'm going to bed late, and that means it much be WAY past your bedtime...)
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Yeah. SR is... Rewatch Batman instead. Or Pirates. (omg. Pirates this week)
(I sleep! I would be sleeping, but I got distracted. And, er, If I were working right now, I'd be sleeping.)
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On the other hand, a female Two-Face would have been fascinating.
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Re: Holmes
Re: Holmes
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She was just a normal girl thrust into unusual circumstances
And y'know, this is true of a lot of female characters who get extremely short shrift from feminist genre fans. I'm so fucking sick of people paying zero attention to characters who are "just the girlfriend." Guess what? They're usually not. They're dealing with all this shit without the resources of the superhero. And I would estimate that, a good 75 - 80% of the time, they're dealing with it pretty damn well.
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But, no, that isn't enough for the female fans. The girl/woman must be everything to everyone. She must be the everywoman, must espouse every idealogy they require and etc. (I think this should be called Sam Carter Syndrome, really--which I guess means, in the end, that it all comes back to Sam. *g*)
Now, if they'd just start putting more women in movies, I'd like to think less people would complain. (and yet, no one loves Tank Girl)
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Which is mostly me trying not to say I don't remember Chase Meridian, except since you mention Nicole, I'm guessing she was the hot redhead from, um, Batman Forever?
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I'm guessing she was the hot redhead from, um, Batman Forever?
Except that she was blonde. But yeah. I started out thinking "Y'know, they could have really gone somewhere with this shrink/profiler chick who's a little too fascinated by what makes the bad guys tick." And then realized that if it went anywhere, it would pretty much be to Harley.
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