Meh.

[lyssie]

Dear Golden Compass Fans,

I'm glad your book is doing whatever. I don't actually care. Except that I've now been spammed the stupid frelling graphic something like twelve times. Could you all possibly cut-tag it, please? (My thanks to the TWO people who did)

Otherwise, I really will start spamming people Kara/Anders porn.

No love from my poor abused graphic-splattered friends page, Me.

-=-

Dear SG: Atlantis fans,

Your show is not some deep, mystical work with shades of grey amd philosophical meaning. The fact that it took FOUR YEARS for them to decide to do the newest plot that's been leaked is actually impressive. Farscape only took three.

Eye-rollingly, Me.

Comments

[centerspire.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...spamming people with K/A...you make this sound like a bad thing.

I must run off to find this graphic of which you speak and post it twelve or so times. (Would that get me lots of porn?) ;)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

a. NO IT WOULD NOT. You have ulterior motives.

b. It might get you finished fic, though. There's no porn in it.

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Gah, cut the last comment because I don't know if spoilers are okay.

Also, spamming with K/A, particularly A wouldn't be looked at unfavorably from over here.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*reads last comment* &dies laughing*

*offers link* (hey, I aim to provide, man)

http://myra-laney.livejournal.com/94487.html

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

I would really, really like some Lee/Sam set post maelstrom, pre finale. *sigh* ZOMG the angst! The hot boyness!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

And we have canon proof that Sam is a slut when he's grieving. (and possibly when he's not grieving)

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Hmm, which ep is the canon in? I may need some research. Purely research, you understand.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Crossroads. Although, for all I know, there's a podcast that says even more.

[hollywoodgrrl.livejournal.com]

Dude, the stuff on SGA is a shocker, though because it's SGA it can't possibly be real, so don't get too mad bouts it. ;)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Er. I'm not mad. I'm amused and mocking the people who are mad. I've seen three posts on my flist so far about it, in the last day.

None have been happy.

[greycoupon.livejournal.com]

What Gold Compass thing?

K/A porn is a yesh! Under a lj cut of course. :) Sleepy time now.

SGA has some kind of meaning? Really?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

It's a quiz, or something, and the graphic is some stupid flash thing that blinks and shines and is big enough to be annoying.

Well, if you listen to the fans who don't like the changes... Funny, though, if the writers/producers did wanky podcasts about how deep they all were, I might mock it more.

[beck1.livejournal.com]

Hmmm I have to say go ahead and spam me with the K/A porn, I'd enjoy it :)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

heh. I'll keep that in mind.

[morwen_peredhil]

not some deep, mystical work with shades of grey amd philosophical meaning

But, but, but it has SPACE VAMPIRES.

...

Oh.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly* Ineffective space vampires, even. Buck Rogers could kick their asses.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

And now I'm picturing you going off the deep end and spamming *everyone*.

Post: "My baby hamster took its first steps today..."
Comment: 38 pages of porn

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

...you think we could? Because that...would kinda rock, actually.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

No one could stop you! Or, at least, it would be too late after you struck. "Who was that masked pornster?"

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Lyss could rule the world with her porn.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*splorfle* I could be the mad spammer what spams at midnight.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

YES!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes you are.

*makes with the white text*

[zahdahe.livejournal.com]

Spamming K/A PORN!

*Hands up and waving* Please miss, Me miss. Ready and waiting to be spammed with K/A PORN!

Holds head up proudly - I have not shame!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Sad;y, I have none--I am tired of writing the porn.

[drake57.livejournal.com]

Oops good thing i screwed it up and can't post the golden compass thingie! :)
I'll just do my normal cap spamming to my friends :)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

The cap spamming is fine. It's not huge, it's not animated, and it's usually something I vaguely pay attention to. =)

[drake57.livejournal.com]

:)

[mrushgdi.livejournal.com]

You act like K/A porn is a threat when we all know its a gift! So please to make with the K/A porn spam. Now.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I have none to spam with. Sadly.

[mrushgdi.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

*eyeroll* yes, I am of the agreeing both annoying flashy things and the WOES.
though Mallozzi heavily implied they were dealing with a RL issue (vague for the spoiler phobes); if true, it's not like the writers did it for giggles. Which gives people even LESS to wank about. But wait... SGA. What am I thinking?

porn spamming is a BRILLIANT idea.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAH. I didn't know that. And it makes me even more giggly.

It is, actually. I just wish I had some to spam with... siiigh.

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

really the tone of some people's WOE for they have RUINED teyla 4ever! I'd bet a gazillion dollars that *spoiler* isn't going to hang around Atlantis very long, no matter how it's handled. PTB know that a *spoiler* is a pain to deal with. And referring to it as a *spoiler* is kinda making my day. *g*

Oh. *sad face*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

The spoiler will change her, obviously. It will make her soft. And un-Teyla-like. Y'know, like Aeryn's did.

Woe! No sad face, or I will be, uh, forced to write really bad porn? Hrm. That may not work...

[stexgirl2000.livejournal.com]

Ah if the *spoiler* is how they are going to deal with a RL issue, then I guess it's better to deal with it that way than not at all. Still, it's amazing how fandom "go boom" even when the *spoiler* is TPTB trying to cope with the *spoiler* in a way that makes sense to them.

I wonder how long it will take some people to think that the *spoiler* is some sort of conspiracy? And that it will all end up on Fandom_Wank?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Countdown... I even have the popcorn!

*cackles*