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lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2007-04-07 09:26 am

Things of... things.

1. Dear Mother Nature, who pissed in your wheaties? No, seriously. SNOW IN APRIL???

2. I have gotten my title! My car is officially registered with the state of WI, and, also? I had a letter about emissions tests last week. Which. What? I don't have plates, though.

3. I have neglected to mention this, but I have Sam Carter. Sam is now currently getting sexed up by movie Scott Summers, who is just barely tall enough for her. (Dot is watching, looking perturbed. Thor, otoh, is philosophical. Teal'c is off being overwhelmingly hot and manly on [livejournal.com profile] nique's desk, where he has Cable to loom over.)

4. My BSG mini-mates just arrived. I now have a Kara Thrace and a Sam Carter to make have sex. Even though they are small. I'm still not sure what to do with two Admiral Cains. Maybe I can burn one if we go camping? And the other will... I could repaint her and pretend she's Jean Barolay. Hrm. Yes. (the Cain is very light-red in her hair color. 's perfect for my beloved notyetthePhoenix girl)

5. Sam, btw, comes with a long-ass dildo, and a vibrator. Kara comes with a gun. And a helmet which doesn't actually fit her (oh, someone was smart over there. Really).

6. *puts Kara's pulse pistol in her hand* (which reminds me, I need to find John Cricthon, just to confuse Sam)

7. ...wait. Kara's hair comes off (this will make a Cain repaint easier). *has two hot blonde viper pilots* Damn. Hrm.

8. I think I will add little bits of white hair, and make one of the Cains a Tigh. He's just wearing a little makeup. I wonder if I have a bottle small enough to go with him?

9. *pauses* Cain in Kara's hair is, um... Wow. So. Technically, I have four hot blonde viper pilots, just one set is in blues, and one set is in flight suits, and they have to share hair.

10. This will, obviously, require thought.

eta 11. Yes. You can make mini-mates do bad bad things. Woe, for I have no camera.

[identity profile] musicforcylons.livejournal.com 2007-04-07 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
5. ...o.0

6. YES! YES YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY DO THAT!

4, 6, 7, 9-11. ...do I want to ask further questions so as to know what you're talkig about, exactly?
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-04-07 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
minimates: http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/D5066.jpg

8. Am thinking. Hard.

NO.
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[identity profile] aj.livejournal.com 2007-04-07 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHA! *falls over laughing*

You really DO need a camera. When's your birthday again? September, right? *ponders*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-04-07 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I need to ask my parents which kind they got. *eyes*
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[identity profile] aj.livejournal.com 2007-04-07 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
:)
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-04-07 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
And not because I want to get one for my birthday. Because I want to get one, soon. Before all the cons.

[identity profile] wildrosesings.livejournal.com 2007-04-08 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ah ha ha hah! Wow, that makes 4-11 really really hysterical.

[identity profile] alryssa.livejournal.com 2007-04-08 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG BSG MINI-MATES?! OMG OMG OMG MUST HAVE.

*giggles helplessly*

[identity profile] lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
you inspired me to go take out my SG figs and put the gate together and in general be even more geeky than Felger. Teal'c is the only one who stands well on the ramp -- Jack and Daniel don't even have knees, and Sam keeps pitching herself backward over the railing.

Are these in the same scale as the Farscape figures? For I have those too somewhere in my garage and that's kind of tempting.

The minimates are very cute. I want pissed-off!Boomer.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
They are cute and wee. And can be pulled into pieces.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
yay!

Yes. I am... pondering the gate, as I don't have all of the bits. Poor Sam. Cam got her drunk. Obviously.

I don't actually know if they are, since I haven't been able to find John. I think they're close, though.