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bleh.
1. IT CAN STOP FUCKING SNOWING. I mean. I know, I'm in Wisconsin, so, snow! But, omg. THIS IS MORE THAN ENOUGH, DAMMIT.
2. I remembered to get Xena from the car. I picked up a Hercules-brand Xena figure (with the red and black outfit). And. And. Xena is a stripper. THERE ARE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BACK ON HOW TO STRIP HER. OMGWTF. She's only seven inches tall!
Although. Wow. I can totally femslash it up NOW.
3. CALL BANK ABOUT YOUR CARD, IDIOT.
eta: Plastic Xena has a nice ass.
2. I remembered to get Xena from the car. I picked up a Hercules-brand Xena figure (with the red and black outfit). And. And. Xena is a stripper. THERE ARE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BACK ON HOW TO STRIP HER. OMGWTF. She's only seven inches tall!
Although. Wow. I can totally femslash it up NOW.
3. CALL BANK ABOUT YOUR CARD, IDIOT.
eta: Plastic Xena has a nice ass.